Phat Or Wack? Lyrics - Insane Clown Posse

Ladies and gentlemen 

The host of phat, uhh, Phat or Wack? 

Uhh your friend and mine 

Bink Chipperwink (Applause) 

Hello everybody 

I'm Bink Chipperwink 

And this is Phat or Wack! 

The rules are simple 

Each one of our teams will play music 

From their upcoming album 

And the studio audience will judge by applause 

Now let's meet our contestants 

Team number 1 from the Southwest side of Detroit 

They are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope 

The Insane Clown Posse (Boo!) 

And team number 2 from the East side of Detroit 

They are Jamie Madrox and the Monoxide Child 

Twiztid (Boo!) 

Now let's play Phat or Wack 

Alright team number 1 first 

The Insane Clown Posse, are you ready? 

Yeah, yeah I'm ready Bink, we ready 

What song are you gonna play for us? 

Terrible, naww umm 

Fuck the world, yeah yeah 

Uhh, Bink Fuck the World, yup 

Ladies and gentlemen 

This is Insane Clown Posse Fuck the World 

It's your turn to judge 

Phat or Wack? 

Fuck, fuck that shit 

Fuck give it to me 

If I only could I'd set the world on fire (x3) 

Say fuck the world 

FUCK THE WORLD! 

Fuck 'em all 

FUCK 'EM ALL 

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us 

Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus 

Fuck Dairius 

Fuck the West coast 

And fuck everybody on the East 

Eat shit and die 

Or fuck off at least 

Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers 

Kings and queens and gold jewelers 

Fuck wine coolers 

Fuck chickens, fuck ducks 

Everybody in your crew sucks 

Punk muthafucks 

Fuck critics, fuck your review 

Even if you like me, FUCK YOU! 

Fuck your Mom, fuck your Mom's Mama 

Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama 

Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forest Gump 

You probably like it in the rump 

Fuck a shoe pump 

Fuck the real deal 

And fuck all the fakes 

Fuck all 52 states, oooh 

And fuck... 

(Buzz) Well, that sound means that your time is out 

Ladies and gentlemen of the audience 

If you thought was phat let's hear a round of applause 

(Crickets chirp) 

Ewww, I'm sorry 

Well, that could mean only one thing 

THAT SHIT WAS WACK! 

(Applause) 

Ok we're gonna move right along here 

Team number 2, Twiztid 

Are you gentlemen ready? 

Yeah we straight 

Ok what's your first selection for us today? 

Hey, hey man they just hoed my shit 

Fuck the World was the shit 

Diemuthafuckadie 

Naww, uh uh 

We gonna come with 2nd Hand sec, this on? 

2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Hand Smoke 

Alright ladies and gentlemen prepare yourself 

This is Twiztid, 2nd Hand Smoke 

You be the judge 

Phat or Wack? 

Free your mind 

I represent the East side, no peace 

Fuck the police 

We tell you to increase the deceased at least 

A grown man tellin you something that he believe 

Practice to deceive, no more tricks up my sleeve 

What the fuck bitch, chuck bitch 

Why you talkin shit? 

Better duck bitch 

Before your dome get hit 

This shit is Twiztid deeper than that Old French braid 

Stickier than jam and jelly phased, kick it 

Everybody else real talkin bout something 

What you thought you heard bitch, 

Can it, cause your frontin 

Dead wrong 

Dinner table conversations 

Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the corner with abrasions 

Part of the contamination of Mind State 

Sleep in a dream, hopin it's gone when I awake 

Mama think I'm a play on play serial killa 

Fruitloop biting my mind like Godzilla 

We survive like catapillas in cocoons and caskets 

Stretch the industry like elastic 

So fantastic, like the Newport cigarette that I smoke 

Hit the motherfucka till I choke 

I brag and I boast about nothin 

Death, dying, and hoes fuckin 

So understand that he's saying something 

Never be heard I'm underground with the dirt and grime 

Smashin heads be my reason for rhyme 

I'm on time like a motherfucka 

Leavin you hangin in the forest 

Standin in some comfortable shifts like Chuck Norris 

Check the chorus 

Second hand smoke when you breath 

Remember what I told you always believe 

You relieve on the Monoxide Child and wild 

Travel the world on nine cloud screaming loud 

Free your mind 

Breath it in second hand smoke 

Free your mind 

Breath it in second hand smoke 

You phony bitches wanna shut... 

(Buzz) 

Oh times up 

Audience Phat or Wack? 

Applause please 

(One clap, then wind blowing) 

Ohh I'm sorry 

It seems that this audience also feels 

THAT SHIT WAS WACK! 

Personally I think they both suck 

(Applause) 

Ok back to contestants number 1 

Uhh hopefully this time gentlemen 

You'll come with somethin 

A little more likable for me and the audience 

(They fuckin suck) 

Are you ready? 

Yeah man c'mon 

Yeah we ready fat bitch 

What's the name of your selection? 

Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the bomb shit dawg 

The Shaggy Show, can't fail 

That's wack dawg 

Aight then what? 

Mufuckin Terrible... 

Aight hey we want you to play uhh Terrible, Bink 

Here it is, Insane Clown Posse, Terrible 

Phat or Wack? 

Muthafucka 

You don't know shit do ya? 

You wouldn't know shit 

If it ripped into your ugly bitch ass face 

You ain't even begun to expierence drama muthafucka Your Mama 

Your muthafuckin big fat chicken faced assed Mama 

Don't even know about this drama, muthafucka 

Oh my god look at that, turn it up please 

Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees 

Somebody took a black thing and went thump 

That's terrible we heard about it for months 

What about that one nobody guy that they found 

Dead in the grass 

With his dick in his ass 

Unless there was more 

But you won't recall 

Cause Michael Jackson squeezed up 

On some little kids balls 

What you consider DRAMA 

Ain't all that 

It's just that your wack 

With your intergalactic satellite data compress 

Yes, but we can't feed the homeless 

And then OJ's wack story unfolded 

Everybody watched that while Okalahoma exploded 

900 good reasons why this world don't really care 

Thats what it costs for a wheel chair! 

What you know bout terrible? 

Terrible, you don't know what's terrible 

Terrible, what you know bout terrible? 

Terrible, you don't know what's terrible... 

(Buzz) 

There's the buzzer 

Audience Phat or Wack? 

THAT SHIT WAS WACK! 

Ohh you guys fuckin suck 

Your momma sucks my dick 

Ok we'll move back over here to team number 2 

Twiztid are you ready? 

Man fuck you we ready 

Do you have a song selected? 

Yeah we got a song 

What you wanna go with 

Man it don't matter 

This muthafucka (They booing everything) 

Yeah that's what I'm sayin 

Rock the Dead, fuck it 

Bink bitch 

Bink bitch 

Fuck you 

This is Twiztid Rock the Dead 

Phat or Wack? 

Wake up, float to the sky 

Bring the wicked shit and the dead will arise 

Wake up, float to the sky 

Bring the wicked shit and the dead will arise 

Come on 

Space and beyond 

Mind dumpin in the yard 

I stoles your headstone from your grave plot 

Conscience and confused 

Seen tomorrows dreams on tonights news 

Fallin through a hole in the sky 

Will I die? 

You know the time multiplied with this life, love, and lies 

Steppin in the darkness 

Walkin through my conscience 

Like an android I remain heartless 

Underground, and mental know me well 

Bring it to the white lights of the depths of Hell 

Walk through the time flux hand and hand with clear mind 

Chords are harmonious like the rhythm of windchimes 

Peel back the rhyme and examine the fruit 

Rotten to the core buried in they best suits 

Maggots crawling on they face, 

Eyes sunk in they head 

Throw your fuckin arms up and rock the dead 

Wake up, float to the sky 

Bring the wicked shit and the dead will arise 

Wake up, float to the sky 

Bring the wicked shit and the dead will arise 

Come on 

Got me a mic, and now we ache like the dead 

And all we wanna do is rock the dead 

So many thoughts runnin all through my head 

But the only one that's clear is rock the... 

(Buzz) 

Time's up 

Ladies and gentlemen 

Phat or Wack? 

(Silence) 

Ohh as that was some sort of surprise 

This audience feels 

THAT SHIT WAS WACK! 

Ok we're gonna mosey on back over to team number 1 

The Insane Clown Posse 

Fella's are you ready? 

Yeah, yeah we ready 

But I want uhh everyone in the studio audience 

To know y'all can suck my dick! 

That's great, but uhh save the drama for your momma 

Man I'm bout to bring the drama to your muthafuckin chin 

Punk ass bitch 

I'm scared, bring it 

Now this is your last chance 

Do you have a selection ready? 

Man fuck it 

Let's hit em up with Another Love Song 

Yeah they'll probably like the pussy shit 

Uhh Another Love Song bitch 

Ok ladies and gentlemen 

This is Insane Clown Posse Another Love Song 

Phat or Wack? 

Yeah, I mean I hear what your sayin 

I mean you got carried away in the moment 

And I could forgive you...I could do that 

I could do anything if I wanted to 

I could buy you a Lexus Truck 

With a white leather interior (I could) 

I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit 

Just to make you a fur coat 

I could love you and treat you with class (Oh yeah) 

And have babies fallin all out your ass 

But thinkin about that 

I feel I'd rather kill you 

Cause I got you in my car 

You ain't goin no were bitch your dead 

I'd rather cut that neck in half 

I'd rather choke out that bitch ass 

I'd rather chop and never stop 

Because you fucked my homie 

I'd rather cut that neck in half 

I'd rather choke out that bitch ass 

I'd rather chop and never stop 

Because you fucked my homie... 

(Buzz) 

Well that was a good song, (Fart) Not 

Well audience you built the casket 

Time to nail it shut 

Phat or Wack? 

THAT SHIT WAS WACK! 

Well that's gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door 

Cause you're definitely wack 

Man fuck you, fuck the show, fuck the audience (Ok) 

All y'all can fuck off 

Man fuck y'all 

Yo Jeckel Brothers out May 25th juggalos 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off 

Alright don't let the door hit you on the ass 

We've seen it all before 

People come here so eager 

And leave so bitter (Hahaha) 

On to team number 2 

Ok Twiztid here's your last chance 

Are you ready? 

Man we should fuck you up 

Negative muthafucka 

What's the selection you're gonna play? 

Uhh we got whatthefuck 

Umm there's a few but I'm tellin you man 

There's crazy booin, crazy 

I'm like it don't matter 

How does it feel? Bink bitch 

How does it feel? 

It probably feels wack 

Ladies and gentlemen 

How does it feel? 

Phat or Wack? 

How does it feel to be you 

How does it feel to feel the way you do 

It's so decisive 

And I don't care if you like or you hate me 

I know you muthafuckas bout to underrate me 

How does it feel to be you 

How does it feel to feel the way you do 

It's so decisive 

And I don't care if you like or you hate me 

I know you muthafuckas bout to underrate me 

You label me a paranoid schizophrenic 

Known on this planet for 2 things 

Talkin shit and automatic 

Mind gets transferred in little walks through the woods 

Bury you alive if I could 

Robin through the hood with a body in the trunk 

Unidentified because he's known as a chump 

I hear him keep talking junk in my ear 

But nobody else can hear 

I look around and I'm feeling weird 

Palms are sweaty I'm about to black out 

Last chance but nothing could stop this Twiztid sprout 

I'm all about mad cussing 

Fuck you and the red Martian 

Peon wrecking and skull crushing 

Turning bitches to dust and when I recite you folks die 

Like I creep in the night, I let your soul fly 

So high that I never touch ground 

Make it so your bodies never found 

Another Unsolved Mystery 

Looking for some nobody 

Every single night on TV 

Try to get me to see 

My eyes closed and rolled back 

Holdin a thought deep in my mind about a car jack 

Another break down in the middle of the street 

People just kept moving they feet 

Treat me like a freak, so how am supposed to act 

So when you see me muthafucka... 

(Buzz) 

There's the buzzer 

Audience how did that feel? 

THAT SHIT WAS WACK! 

Tell me about it 

Twiztid beat it (Man you beat it) 

Get the hell outta here (Naww fuck that) 

We been here all day 

Three strikes and your out 

June 22nd fool Twiztid Mostasteless 

Yeah I know, go ahead 

Yeah you know, you don't know nuthin bitch 

Let the door close 

Ok ladies and gentlemen 

We're not gonna leave you with all that wackness 

So as the credits roll 

We'd like you to enjoy 

The all time grand champion Danny K 

Now this is what real music is about 

Until next time 

I'm Burt Chipperwolf 

And this has been Phat or Wack 

(Some wack rapping) 

Promotional consideration paid for 

By Island slash Psychopathic 

If for any reason you should care for or like 

One of the groups that was wack 

Might I suggest you go pick up one of their albums 

The Insane Clown Posse uhh 

Entitled the Amazing Jeckel Brothers 

Which will be in stores nationwide May 25th 

Or Twiztid Mostasteless 

Which will be in stores nationwide June 22nd 

As always we'd like to thank you for your 

Participation in watching this fine television program That's copyright 1999