Oldie But Goodie Lyrics - Insane Clown Posse

"Brand new Esham from the Eastside of the galaxy" 

(Esham) 

I met this little girlie 

Her pussy hairs was curly 

The way that bitch sucked off my dick 

I busted my nut early 

She asked me for some mo' dick 

And started sucking mo' dick 

I said relax you freaky bitch and sit yo' ass up on it 

Her momma's in the kitchen 

Her daddy's watching the game 

I got this bitch all knocking shit off of the shelves And screaming my name 

Bitch you take this dick up 

And pay me for that weed 

You cant just smoke my shit up, get some dick, and tell me to leave 

Your little sister's watching 

I think that bitch is hot 

I know she just a youngin' but I'm good for what she got 

She peeping through the keyhole 

I think she wants some peehole 

I fucked that bitch in the butt, in the backseat of yo' daddy's Geo 

I stole yo momma's vicodin 

She just had surgery 

But, I was so quick in and out of that purse 

That bitch never heard of me 

I would try fucking yo momma 

But that bitch just so fat 

I seen that bitch step on a one dollar bill and leave four quarters flat 

WHAT! 

(Chorus - RudeBoy) 

How many bitches need to know this name? (Boogieman) 

Check yo ouija board, this ain't no game (Esham) 

Eastside hoes and money all night (Boogieman) 

With this boogieman you'll be alright 

(Esham) 

Bitch I want a piece of that cookie 

And bitch I want it for free 

Popular bitches get they little pussies popped 

Like Brent Bocker fucking with me 

I smack your silly ass up 

You don't roll that fucking grass up 

And after I'm done, I want the panties gone 

Cause bitch I'm tearing that ass up 

I'm mashing down Gratiot, gay bashing 

Necks I'm slashing 

Haul assing 

Heads I'm smashing and crashing 

Cause deaths my passion 

Til I'm ashing 

Wicked shit never gets spun 

That's why we get clever, get guns 

I pull a DJ out of his pj's 

It was E & J with the Soopa Villains 

And bitch wake me up with brains 

And maybe I'll loosen your chains 

Cause bitch you know you will never change 

You seen more dick than Hanes 

(Violent J) 

*Break* (x2) 

What are we gonna do with these hoes 

Smack me a bitch up I suppose 

Hurry up bitch, and jump out ya clothes 

You about to have dick coming out ya nose 

(Esham) 

I met this girl named J-Lo 

Jimmy-hat on my dick like a sombrero 

When I rawed her, she said "Te Quiero!" 

Then I was out like human tornado 

You might see me in the streets of the Motown 

Pushing crack to my hoes like Bobby Brown 

Oprah please come and slob me down 

I'll be like Steadman(?), how you like me now? 

I got big dick for you hoes to lick 

I don't trick bitch but take ya bank and split 

Beyonc, that's why I'm fucking Kelly 

In the backseat of a Chevy, after Nelly 

Michelle pussy just too smelly 

So we threw her outta the telly 

Oh really? 

Don't be acting silly 

Hoes buttnaked, ya'll know the drilly 

(Chorus - RudeBoy) 

How many bitches need to know this name? (Boogieman) 

Check yo ouija board, this ain't no game (Esham) 

Eastside hoes and money all night (Boogieman) 

With this boogieman you'll be alright