If I Was A Serial Killer Lyrics - The Tempest - Insane Clown Posse

(Violent J) 

If I was a Serial Killer 

they would find all my victim's heads 

in funky ass gas station toilets 

And if I was a Serial Killer 

I would be strange and deranged 

and I would never change 

If I was a Serial Killer 

I'd be known as the smoker 

Cause I'd cut off and smoke all they hair 

and if I was a Serial Killer 

I would sleep on broken glass and thumbtacks 

and I would smoke mad crack 

(Shaggy 2 Dope) 

First thing I would do is kill a couple hotties 

They'd always get some mustard up decapitated bodies 

Dumped on State police law just before dawn 

To let em know my ritual had begun 

I'd crack a 40 with the devil tell him dig me a hole 

cause I'm coming when I die until them I'm in control 

This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint 

but if I was I'd do my walls all blood red with blood paint 

This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint 

But if I was I'd never stop cause I know I can't 

(Violent J) 

If I was a Serial Killer 

I would drive a black van 

And I would ride around on college campus 

And if I was a Serial Killer 

I would walk among us and gain trust 

Until I needed that rush 

(Shaggy 2 Dope) 

I'd park outside these bitches homes and then drive away 

Then come back with my lights off this time I'm here to stay 

I'd wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies 

Then go back upstairs and microwave some macaronis 

You know what's all up in my trunk 

So don't ask me to pop it 

Once I get out to my cabin 

Then I'll finally unlock it 

This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not 

But if I was I'd snap a photo once they died on the spot 

This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not 

But if I was I'd know that I can't so I would never stop 

(Violent J) 

And I don't know myself anymore 

(and I don't know who I am anymore) 

And I don't know who to be anymore 

(and I don't know who I am anymore) 

And I don't know what to think anymore 

(and I don't know who I am anymore) 

Except that I am strange and deranged 

(and I don't know who I am anymore) 

And I will never change 

(chorus) 

I wanna hold up this hatchet 

Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down 

I wanna run with this hatchet 

We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same 

I wanna hold up this hatchet 

Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels, 

The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain 

ICP with Mike E Clark again 

I wanna run with this hatchet 

(Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus 

Holding down the underground and you know this 

I wanna run with this hatchet 

You know this 

Chop it on down 

Chop it on down 

I wanna run with this hatchet 

I wanna run with this hatchet 

(chorus again) 

I wanna hold up this hatchet 

Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down 

I wanna run with this hatchet 

We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same 

I wanna hold up this hatchet 

Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels, 

The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain 

ICP with Mike E Clark again 

I wanna run with this hatchet 

(Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus 

Holding down the underground and you know this 

I wanna run with this hatchet 

You know this 

(Violent J) 

If I was a Serial Killer 

I would bury all my special projects 

underneath the garden in my grandmother's backyard 

And if I was a Serial Killer 

I would be strange and deranged 

And I would rock my hatchet chain