I Want My Shit Lyrics - Insane Clown Posse

It was like march, April 

Fuckin lebra (fuckin, um, shit) 

Torus, born in 1775 

I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive 

I used to hang with the original, billy the kid 

You probably think I'm only playin but, I did 

My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show 

Mama a fortune tella, azmerella zella 

Anyway they had sex on a oija board 

And I was born the next day 

(who?) violent j 

When I was 14 I tripped on the train track 

And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack 

I'm out cold, they though it would fuck me up 

I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what? 

Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy, 

Child of the witch heifer, whatever 

Tied me up burned me and threw stones 

Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts 

After that they started bowin and shit 

Prayin to me, you know how those primitives get 

I said get off my dick I ain't a savior 

I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava 

4 simple things in this bitch before I die 

I want a rusty ax 

I want to know voodoo 

A fat bitch named bridget 

And a little sip of faygo too 

Till I get my shit in this motha fucka 

I will neva die! 

(ah, hell yeah, so anyway...) 

50 years passed all my homey's are old ass fucks 

I ain't even got hair on my nuts 

I left the village in the search of my ends, 

I wrestled alligators, battled terminators 

Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me 

I fought in the civil war, yankees army 

I walked across enemy lines with a mack 10 

Man they didn't even have that shit back then 

How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up? 

Well at least make this shit sound real man, damn! 

I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lantern 

Steddy takin cannon balls, to the balls 

The war ended, I traveled the country horse back 

Until this fool tried to horse jack 

He put his gat to my head and blew my face up 

Didn't even smear the makeup 

I took his gun a put a divet in his neck 

The sheriff didn't like it, I got endited 

87 long years in the state pen 

Till they finally forgot why they put me in 

They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin 

On they way out they like, 

"yo ain't you like a houndred and somethin?" 

I'm said yeah that's right, 

And I ain't gonna die till I get my shit motha 

Fucka!!! 

I want a rusty ax 

I want to know voodoo 

A fat bitch named bridget 

Just a little sip or two 

Till I get my shit in this motha fucka 

I will neva die! 

I slept under bridges, lived in a valley 

I climbed up mountains, searched the alleys 

More years passed and I still ain't died 

Now I'm in Detroit on the southwest side 

My homie has an impala blue '67 

Last night we hit the road pushin one eleven 

I stuck my head out the window, 

Told 'em forward the most 

And let my nugget ping off a light post 

Hahahaha hell yeah 'cause, 

Yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight buzz 

The world hates me 'cause of shit like this 

They always try and kill me but, miss 

I know it's odd 'cause my face is forever painted 

When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted 

My tongues a little long I choke people with it 

Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it 

And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles 

I sorta look like somethin from the x-files 

People want to see me die for then a little bit 

But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my shit 

And I ain't gonna die till I get it!!!! 

I want a rusty ax 

I want to know voodoo 

A fat bitch named bridget 

I said faygo fuck mountain dew 

Till I get my shit in this motha fucka 

I will neva diiiiiiiiiieeeeee! 

Diiiiiiieeeeee! (2x)