House Of Wonders Lyrics - Insane Clown Posse

So there you are you're sittin' there just kinda chillin' 

A richie boy you look a little bit like Dylan 

The 90210 bitch with the funny hair 

So I'm gonna change a few things around here and there 

Start with your eyes I pluck 'em both out your head 

And pull your balls out your sack and stick 'em there instead 

Then I snap off your toes and stick 'em in your nose 

And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows 

You're almost ready, gotta fix you for the show tonight 

But your lips, man, to me, they just don't look right 

They could be a little fatter, even more 

So fuckin' fat that your lip is draggin' on the floor 

Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out 

And tack a sign on it, tellin' what you're all about 

Set you up, 'cause now you're ready, so open up the door 

'cause at the House of Wonders, you're the freak show 

[Chorus: x2] 

Carnival thrills 

Carnival shows 

Carnival excites you 

Carnival kills 

(Ah, oh, ah, oh) 

Another freak show for the jugga-lugga-lo 

So there you are, come on in, chickie, wow! Ain't you a pretty? 

I think I'll start with the silicone that's in your titty 

I'll pull it out and put it in your forehead and cheek 

So now, you look like the elephant bitch freak 

Don't try to run, chickie-poo, I'm just gettin' started 

I'll beat your head in with a brick until you're half-retarded 

Remember that ugly girl you laughed at at the prom? 

Don't try to laugh now, bitch, you look like her mom 

You came to do the starin', but it's you they're starin' at 

I'll stuff you full of chili-cheese dogs to make you fat 

Then I'll stretch your fuckin' lips and stick 'em in your ear 

So all that evil shit you talk, only you can hear 

I shave you bald, and glue your titty on the top 

And then I spit on your nipple until you drop 

Hey! Almost ready? Jump steady, open the door 

Cause at the House of Wonders, you're the freak show 

[Chorus x2] 

Oh, oh, oh my God [Repeat: x2] 

Oh my God" 

[Chorus: Repeats]