House Of Horrors Lyrics - The Great Milenko - Insane Clown Posse

House Of Horrors 

"Hey there, do you like excitement?" (yeah) 

"Do you like suspense?" (uh huh) 

"Do you like Nel Carter?" (no) 

"Good 'cause you won't find her here, this is the house of horrors 

And for you it's absolutely free, step right in" (thanks) 

"Say no more stupid ass, your face says enough" 

Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors 

Were you born in a barn, shut the fuckin door 

You see, damn, 'cause I'm about to scare you 

Blubablubabluba, okay now I dare you 

Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten 

Don't want to, huh, 'cause you know my nuts are going in 

I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt 

Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut 

This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something 

Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha 

But it scared you 'cause people don't be doing that shit 

But me brrr! bitch brrr! I'm all about it (brrrr!!!) 

Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit 

I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, the silly rabbit, UH! 

Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm glowing 

Alright, I'm done, turn em back, wait, where you going? 

Welcome to the house of horrors 

Comes from within me 

Comes from within me, horrors, eh 

"Honey, I'm not having a good time" 

"I know. Come on, this must be the way out." 

Hey, what the fuck, come here guys, grab a chair 

Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear 

Come on, let's play some cardback, I just gotta story 

"Hey keep it down in there Shaggs, what the hell?" sorry 

Look at that shit, "what?", you almost got me grounded 

I'm a have to take your forehead and pound it 

I'll bend you over and tie you up to a pole 

And stretch your nuts back and fling em up your butthole 

I'm a phantom, listen to me, ahhhhh 

That didn't do it? How about this? AHHHH!!!! 

I'm so scary, they call me Joey Terrifying 

Did you know that?, "yeah", no you didn't I was lying 

"I represent Igors 

I'm yelling in town 

I'm coming out of southwest 

WICKED CLOWNS!!!" 

Bathroom? yeah, it's right there down the hall 

Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for you all 

(mumbles) I'm possessed too 

Wait a minute, eh, don't leave me yet, hey! 

Welcome to the House of Horrors 

"Honey?" 

"What?" 

"I'm scared" 

"I know, sweety, come on" 

Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell you something 

With Billy Bill and Rude Boy, what about em, nothing 

They're my boys, I just had to give em props 

And together we form the cyclops 

Hahahahaha look at you, haha, you're a bitch 

Should I let your ass go? hahahaha, no 

I'll let your bitch out, but you get the bone 

Run along sugar tits, he ain't coming home 

"Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you, bitch"