Headless Boogie Lyrics - The Riddle Box - Insane Clown Posse

Headless Boogie 

[Violent J] 

It's Friday night, dark, scary 

Lonely, walking through the park, cemetery 

And its foggy, cold and smoggy 

Hear a dog, a howling doggy 

I'm scared, should of brung the shotgun 

Should of, would of, but I ain't got one 

So I watch my back, and what's that 

The caretaker, a dirty old hunchback 

Better run, hide, quick, fast 

He's coming for my ass with a shovel 

No where to run, nore to hide but the grave bit 

So I dove in, I did the dumb shit 

Took a fall, deeper than six foot 

Down the stairs, hit a floor and through a door 

Into a whole new world of stiffs 

Bodies, heads, and sexy little dead chicks 

Club lights, sounds, bass 

DJs spinnin with maggots on they face 

And what I saw next then really took me 

Uh, they did the headless boogie 

[Chorus (2x)] 

Hey yo, I heard that you died 

Fuck that, it's time to get live 

Dead bodies let's all take a ride 

Lean to the left and slide (the headless boogie) 

"Oh yeah, we dug up the finest 

Bitches in the graveyard 

So come on down 

And if you ain't come to get your funk out 

Then get the fuck out, bitch" 

[Violent J] 

They all stand straight and swing to the side 

No heads, but they feet still glide 

Take a step back, twist and dive 

I even seen Kurt Cobain get live (blam!) 

No heads, but they all funky 

And drunk, drinking old Spunky 

Don't be shy, everyone's able 

Hit the floor, leave your nugget on the table 

And kick-step, and when you do kicks off 

If you're dead, your legs might fall off 

The whole time I can't believe 

I can't conceive, I don't want to leave 

I'm kicking into a freak with no head 

No face, but the rest is straight 

She's with it, I hit it like a G 

Her back fell off, eww, excuse me 

Zombies, mummies, and Frankenstein 

Drinkin 'cisco disco dead wine 

Dead stiffs coming through the door 

Head, speakers, and limbs on the floor 

I'm getting drunk, I want to be down, what's up 

I want to be the headless clown 

They pulled out the jigsaw and got raw 

And that ended it all, I did the headless boogie 

[Chorus (2x)] 

"Hey yo, fuck that voodoo moshing, bitch 

You come and freak it with the real dead juggalos 

So come on by and we'll cut your nugget off 

So you get grave dancing!!!" 

[Chorus (4x)]