First Day Out Lyrics - Carnival Of Carnage - Insane Clown Posse

First Day Out 

"Got another funky rhyme 

Another funky, funky rhyme 

Got another funky rhyme 

Another funky rhyme 

Another funky, funky rhyme" 

memory 

 byThatDeedaChick 

Shared a beautiful moment with my most loving boy friend and this song just now. See all 

"Aw shit, man, that's the ICP!!! 

This is my jam!!! 

I'm on a psychedelic, motherfucking inter-gallactic void G!!! 

Aw, shit!" 

Well, they let the gate up so I bail 

It's been six months pick me up from the county jail 

With a smog mother payin' my dues 

Steel toliets, worn blankets, and rubber shoes 

But I ain't naggin' 

Here come the fellas I can hear the muffler draggin' 

Ain't been the car long 

And the Faygo is almost gone 

My nuts are kinda hard so I need a mate 

So my homeboy's cousin set me up with a blind date 

She said "Pick me up at three" 

Can't bitch, the bus don't ride your street, ho 

We gonna eat at Mexican Village 

Take a cab and I'll pay the tab 

And when she showed, well, I'll be damned 

Left my wallet at home on the TV stand 

Have her pay him and for dinner too 

The knot in my sock, it done bit you 

She's all prettied up for nothing 

I'm smelling like shit and my chin is scruffing 

And I'm chewing on my food like a pitbull 

Cause I won't front for the ho 

Stuck my face in a bowl of soup 

And just sucked it all up threw my missin' tooth 

The bitch jumped up with a boom 

"I have to fix my hair" and broke to the bathroom 

She's got the tab, so I go for mine 

And order up some '52 vintage wine 

Hey, Louie, bring a fuckin' steak with that 

Motherfuckers like jail say fuck dat 

She's back now and her hair ain't fixed 

Probably took a long greasy-ass smelly shit 

I ain't saying nothing though 

I ain't saying nothing bout the funkin' ho 

What's up bitch, I'm ready to break 

How long can one fat bitch take? 

Quite snacking and pay me saps 

Cause we goin' home to meet her pops 

"So Joe, what is that you do for a living?" 

"Aww, come on pops, you seen me selling rocks on 

Verner and Springwell. Matter fact, I think I sold 

to that fat bitch in the kitchen" 

Your dad's really cool sweetheart 

I mean him letting me use his car 

And he slipped me a fifty 

Violent J is kinda nifty 

If I'd a hit you'd be home through 

But now your coming home with me 

Dad I gotta bitch in the bedroom 

Take your ass to the bar and don't come home soon 

Now the juggla's known to smack hoes 

But I need the shot too 

So I switch to the mack mode 

"Now woman, you know I love you 

So why don't you just let me fuck you 

Now bitch, I know you's a freak 

So let me get a little kiss on your cheek 

And a fuck to go with that 

Come on, nympho, let me hit that 

Tell ya what you let me stick it 

And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya 

Ya little sewer skank 

Ya nasty little pipe-smoking sac-chasing ho 

And that was that 

A little smooth talking she was on her back 

And I'm finally sticking 

Dump ya, and I'm eating my chicken 

You'll never guess what 

My first day out and I caught my nut" 

First day out and I caught my nut