Fat Sweaty Betty Lyrics - Forgotten Freshness - Insane Clown Posse

Why don't you go into the next room and start getting undressed? 

What's your pleasure? 

(1st Verse- Violent J) 

Fat Sweaty Betty, the bitch ain't nothing new 

Her moms used to babysat me back when we was two 

We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink 

And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank, well uh 

She moved across town and never came back 

Until the other day, I seen her at the Chicken Shack 

She said her name was Betty, I can't believe this shit 

The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beeitch 

She said, "Hey, J, tell me how you've been?" 

She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin 

I told her, "Hold still," and flicked it off her face and said, 

"Betty, oh, Betty, what you say we leave this place?" 

I took her back to the crib and hit it all night 

I let my fingers run across the rip of cellulite 

EWW! It was nasty, but I don't let it bother me 

She rolled over, fucking knocked the wind out of me 

I couldn't breathe, she wouldn't stop, I'm almost dead 

I took the lamp, and bust it on her fucking head 

We got dressed, I gave her a little kiss goodbye 

Fat Sweaty Betty, My fat sweaty pumpkin pie 

(Chorus) 

Fat Sweaty Betty 

Tell me when you're ready (x2) 

(2nd Verse- Shaggy2Dope) 

Big fat slop of shit people call Betty 

Flabs of fat on her back, her neck...sweaty 

Boogers running down her nose all over her lips 

Can't tell the difference from her titties to her hips 

But fuck all that, 'cause I want to see the neden 

I had to see the cat, the cheesey cheena cheden 

Rode my bike to her house, "Hey yo, Betty lemme in 

I'm packing some snack cakes, bitch lemme in." 

I can hear her coming down the stairs 

She opened up the door in her motherfucking underwears 

UUGGHH!! Shit, fuck that I'm turning back 

But no, the door shut, and she's going for the cake snacks 

I said, "Relax, hoe, I'm here, I'm bu-si-ness 

you can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bit 

I need a favor, come on, Betty, drop them drawls." 

AHH!! I knew it, Betty had balls 

Oh, no, here comes that ass 

>From the top of the dresser with the yokazuna splash 

I wish I never came, oh boy do I wish 

See Fat Sweaty Betty, the sweaty fat bitch 

(Chorus) 

(Violent J) 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

I know you like spaghetti 

I know you like spaghetti 

So tell me when you're ready, baby 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

Tell me when you're ready 

Tell me when you're ready for a cheeseburger, pizza pie, TV dinner, chicken 

baby 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

I gets it all, I gets it all for ya, baby 

I work at Farmer Jack on the dinner floor, baby 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

I bring it home, I cook it in a microwave 

I feeds it to ya, just let me get some stanky skins 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

'cause I don't care, I want to hit the cellulite 

I hit the cellulite for a turkey meal delight 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

'cause I don't care, you know I'm not afraid to cook 

Take off your shoes and let me lick your dirty foot 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

I'll rub you down, I'll rub you down the right way 

I hear a buzzer, apple pie's in the microwave 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

I work at Farmer Jack, I work at A & P 

And yes I do, my heavy baby want to be with me 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

Ya want to be with me, ya want to be with me 

Ya want some chilli cheese fries in a ??? 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

You gotta wait, wait 'till the time is right 

Let me count the purple bubbles in your cellulite 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

You want some Burger King, you want some Hungry Jack 

You want some jelly beans, you want a scooby snack 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

You want some Dominoes, you want a Milky Way 

You gotta kick it to the sugar daddy Violent J 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

You want some Lucky Charms, you want some mashed potatoes 

Let me hit the skins now and I'll feed you later 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

Because I know, I know you want a Lunchable 

Something crunchable, something munchable 

[Fat Sweaty Betty] 

How 'bout some Taco Bell, how 'bout a pizza slice 

How bout some chicken fingers and a bowl of Minute Rice 

[Fat Sweaty Betty]