Eminem's Mom Lyrics - Insane Clown Posse

What up dawg, 

What you been up to? 

Oh Yeah well thats cool, 

check it out 

Me and you, 

we been down for awhile right, 

We been here and there, 

we been pretty tight 

Something happened last night that you might get upset about 

But hear me out 

I didn't mean nothin' by it 

I'ma make this quick, 

i give your momma this dick 

I don't know how it happened 

I just know my nuts and 

her itch were slappin 

I was over there mowin the grass 

and i could feel her eyes all up on my ass, And then 

I went inside to make a phone call, 

And there she was with her titty hangin out her bra 

One thing just led to another, 

and the next thing you know i'm butt fuckin your mother 

Chorus: 

Please don't hate me but i been fuckin' your mom loose lately 

Please don't hate me 

I never said i love the hoe 

Please don't hate me but i been fuckin' your mom loose lately 

Please don't hate me 

Never shoulda trusted a juggalo 

Don't hang up i still got more 

Your momma gives head like a heroin whore. 

I wasn't thinkin how you as my bud 

When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the milk dud 

We broke out with your grampa's gin and got drunk 

I fucked her with a bowlin pin 

She was freaky her nipples look like peanuts 

Your mom is one of my favorite sluts 

She likes lickin from the back of my balls to the tip of my dick 

wtih one big lick 

She calls me her big teddy bear 

Growl, I chase her around in my underwear 

I'll admit i like spankin her butt 

I used your sock though to catch my nut 

Don't worry i put it back 

I knew i better, thats prolly why yo toes been stickin together 

Chorus 

Please don't hate me 

Maybe they call you the termihater 

Please don't hate me 

If this was a swamp, you'd be an allihater 

Please don't hate me 

You could use a cold glass of haterade 

Please don't hate me 

sure come on up take the elehater 

Your mom's ass looks like oatmeal yo 

Its bumpy and grainy, 

I like the feel though 

And i ain't tryin to diss her either 

I'm only sayin i wish she would trim her beaver some. 

Every hair is like a foot long 

Bitch looks like a warewolf wearin a thong sometimes 

Its alright with me though 

I don't mind as long as i can locate the V hole 

And your dad's so dumb 

He's knowin nothig here 

I'm stuffin her muffin 

Not to mention the pickle buffin 

And i hope me and you are still cool 

I'm spendin the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow 

And we plan on fuckin again 

Alright, i'll talk to later, Peace Eminem 

OOOOh, Jesus, somebody got fucked up nigga 

Chorus (til fades)