Turtle Wax (funkaholics Anonymous) + Lyrics - Infectious Grooves

My my my, your truth is a lie 

And you help cover it up and you don't even ask why 

So it goes 

Funky wunky, the funky junky 

Funky wunky, ouh won't you hit them with that 

Nooky nooky, you got that cookie 

Nooky nooky, ouh 

Hit them with the funky shift - you jokin'? 

Funky wunky ouh 

Slam me with the funky fix - get going! 

Funky junky ouh 

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Why why why do you quit before you try 

You put a fake smile on your face but there's a tear in 

your eye 

So I go 

Funky wunky, that funky junky 

Funky wunky, ouh yeah hit me with it 

Nooky nooky, I'll try her cookie 

Nooky nooky ouh 

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Kick on in da funky shift - you got that? 

Funky wunky ouh 

Slam me withg da funky fix - you got that? 

Funky junky ouh 

And I don't believe the things they try to say 

'Cause things are gettin' a little bit funky