Roast Yourself Challenge Lyrics - Iisuperwomanii (lilly Singh)

Waddup everyone?! 

It's your girl Superwoman 

In the kitchen 

A plate o' roasted Lillys what I'm cooking 

I'm a loud, brown girl 

Who's pretty ratchet lookin' 

If it wasn't for diversity 

I wouldn't get no bookings 

And I play all of my characters 

Because I have no friends 

And I'm never lookin' sexy 

So my videos never trend 

And when I wipe my beard off 

There's always still a strip 

Nah, nah that ain't no makeup 

I need to wax my upper lip 

I shave in the morning 

By lunch it grows back 

Jump cuts in my edits 

Make up for what I lack 

And I say that I'm a rapper 

But I only have two tracks 

And my hair is so long 

It gets stuck in my buttcrack 

And I'm always saying, 'eff' 

'Cause I'm so scared of cursing 

How girls do this and that 

Then I make a boy version 

All these dating topics 

Are just a big diversion 

So you don't notice 

I'm a big, old virgin 

You can find my face on billboards 

And on taxi cabs 

But I'm only getting views 

'Cause YouTube runs my ads 

And I hate Air Canada 

I complain like a child 

But I still fly with them 

Because I'm getting Airmiles 

My toes are never done 

So I can never wear sandals 

And I wear boys' jeans 

Just to hide my love handles 

In fact, I'm kind of a dude 

So I understand 

When people say, 

"Yo, are you that boy Superman?" 

And I walk into auditions 

Get rejected every time 

Unless they need some promo 

Then it's my time to shine 

'Cause then I get a cameo 

Where I have one line 

And I'm on screen for less time 

Then when I'm in the Vine 

And I am so single 

'Cause I'm always scaring guys 

And my boobs are always sagging 

'Cause I don't know my bra size 

And I'm really, really awkward 

If I ever try to be girly 

Forever alone 

Even this beat left me early 

(shmurr)