The Girl Tried To Kill Me Lyrics - The Iceberg / Freedom Of Speech... Just Watch What You Say - Ice T

Yo! I met this girl the other night 

Hype super-dope body and face, her mini-skirt tight 

Talkin' 'bout legs and lips, mindblowin' hips 

Had to cross my legs just to look at her tits 

Said she came out lookin' for some fun 

Looked me in my eyes and told me...I was the one 

I said "Why?", she said I was fly 

Grabbed me by my hand and I thought I would die 

Said she wanted to take me home to make love 

Now that's the kind of rap that brothers dream of 

I said, "Fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?" 

She said, "All the above" 

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife 

This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life 

Now, I ain't no sucker on the weak tip 

But let me tell you, she was on some motherfuckin' sex trip 

Took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes 

Broke out the rope and the dope strobe-light 

And started buggin', lightin' candles all over the room 

Then she did a backflip, landed on my dick 

I knew that I would be dead soon 

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife 

This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life 

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun 

This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one 

Yo, my pants were on, but so what? 

She ripped off my shirt and tied my monkey-ass up 

Faster than I could say "No!" 

It was like a rodeo, I was with a sex nut 

I looked in her face... 

She sweated and she grinned with delight 

And then she broke out a whip, I said "Shit!" 

This girl had crazy plans for the night 

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun 

This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one 

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife 

This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life 

Now whips ain't all that she had 

All kinda crazy shit was at this bitch's pad 

I'm talkin' about latex suits, spike-heeled boots 

Oversized vibrators so that she could get loose 

I said, "Don't...don't...don't whip me! 

I'll do anything you ask!" 

And then homegirl stripped, 38" tits 

Man you shoulda seen that ass 

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife 

This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life 

This freak tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun 

This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one 

My dick was harder than a bulletproof vest 

She started pourin' baby oil on her chest 

And then she said, "Gimme gimme gimme" 

Jumped on my Jimmy, and rode me like the Wild West 

I almost passed out, then the front door cold bust in 

It was her fuckin' husband, six-foot ten 

I knew my life would soon end 

Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a bomb or a gun 

Homeboy tried to kill me, yo...yo, nowhere to run 

Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a gun or a knife 

Homeboy tried to kill me, cos he had caught me fuckin' his wife 

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