Doing Dumb Shit Lyrics - Death Certificate - Ice Cube

O'Shea, O'Shea 

Get your ass in here, boy 

You hear me calling you? 

O'Shea 

When I was young, I used to hang with the seventh graders 

Little bad motherfucker playing Space Invaders 

Fucking with the girls in the fourth grade 

Either feeling on they butts or pulling on they braids 

Walking with the schoolhouse bully 

By doing that, I had a lot of pull, G 

Cheating on tests, making a mess 

Cussing like a sailor at recess 

It must a been a half moon 

'Cause you'll catch me running out the little girl's bathroom 

Chewing on Good and Plenties 

Got my gamble on at lunch pitching pennies 

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Yo, I was living like the class clown 

Pulling all the hokes, making all the jokes, man 

When you young it's hard to see 

That it's wrong throwing rocks at the RTD 

Popping out your window with a BB gun 

Better yet knocking on your door and run 

Playing hide-and-go-get-it for a little stank 

Even though I was still shooting blanks 

As soon as the dark hit 

I was stealing candy out the corner market 

Until I got my ass whipped 

'Cause I was ten years old, doing dumb shit 

Thirteen, that's how old I was 

When my jimmy started getting a little peach fuzz 

And I was looking at any butt and ass 

Me and my homies started cutting class 

Photos 

Going up to the high school 

Looking for any bitch I could lie to 

Tell 'em I was older than I really was 

Smoked my first joint and got really buzzed 

That's what a mack's made of 

But when I got my first piece of pussy I fell in love 

Hard as a rock the long way 

And then I put the rubber on the wrong way 

But I still gotta have it 

Overexcited and fucking like a jackrabbit 

Goddamn, I was hot 

A virgin but I still knew how to lay pipe 

Even though the hoe worked me 

I still knocked the boots from here to Albuquerque 

Then the shit got strange money 

I started shaking and Jimmy felt funny 

Then the nut came gushing 

I jumped up got dressed and start pushing 

'Cause I thought the bitch broke my dick 

'Cause I was still young doing dumb shit 

At 17 got my first Volkswagon 

And mastered the life-long art of dragging 

To the women in college 

Hung out with the OG's and got some street knowledge 

Breaking in cars and all that 

Hitting punk fools with a baseball bat 

Fucking at a real fast rate 

Till they said that I might not graduate 

Then I said, "Fuck the dumb shit 

'Cause Pops'll fuck me up quick" 

And things continued 

So I start rapping about shit I been through 

And I got real good 

Now I look at all the kids in the neighborhood 

Trying to be baby macks 

Doing shit that I did seven years back 

Going through a stage 

But before they can grow up they on the front page 

And they mommas is having a fit 

'Cause they died young doing dumb shit