The Artful Dodger Lyrics - The Artful Dodger - Ian Hunter

How ya doin', all right? 

I-I-I spy with my little eye 

Something beginning with you 

Drool, drool, drool, nearly fell off me stool 

I hope you fancy me too 

Now I don't wanna set the world on fire 

Any old iron, any old iron will do 

(All right) 

Smirk, smirk, smirk the G and T's work 

She can knock 'em back like a fish 

Smarm, smarm, smarm, I turned up me charm 

I think I'm on a promise 

(He thinks he's on a promise) 

Some say yes and some say no 

And my old man says "Mind, how you go" 

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A little bit of this, a little bit of that 

If you can't take a joke, well, sod ya 

(Oh) 

I'm a dysfunctional chap 

And they call me the Artful Dodger 

Chat, chat, chat, it's back to the flat 

I strum my little Spanish guitar 

Gloat, gloat, gloat, she said and I'll quote 

"You can take down my particulars" 

(Take down her particulars) 

It's a funny old life if you weaken, innit? 

You gonna have a laugh, yeah, you've gotta give it 

A little bit of this, a little bit of that 

Look out for PC Plodger 

If a job's worth doin', it's worth doin' well 

And they call me the Artful Dodger 

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(Get on your bike) 

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

If you can't take a joke well, sod ya 

(Oh) 

I'm a bit of a lad and they call me the Artful Dodger 

(Now) 

A little bit of this, a little bit of that 

Hoist up the Jolly Roger 

That's the way to do it, call me the Artful Dodger 

And I'm doin' all right 

Yes, I'm doin' all right 

Yes, I'm doin' all right 

Yes I'm doing very well, thank you 

How ya doin'? All right 

(We're doin' all right) 

How ya doin'? All right 

(We're doin' all right) 

How ya doin'? All right 

(Yeah, we're doin' all right) 

How ya doin'? All right 

(We're doin' all right) 

They call me the Artful Dodger 

They call me the Artful Dodger 

They call me the Artful Dodger 

They call me the Artful Dodger 

They call me the Artful Dodger 

They call me the Artful Dodger 

They call me the Artful Dodger 

They call me the Artful Dodger 

They call me the Artful Dodger