Take Me To The Cleaners Lyrics - Ian Dury

Hey! I want to be your partner in the rackets 

And I'll be your accomplice in the crime 

Like jewel thieves in Saint Tropez 

We'll steal the precious nights away 

The angels smile on those who take their time 

Take me to the cleaners 

I want to go to the cleaners 

Take me to the cleaners 

I will be creased and pressed 

I want to be your comrade in the con-game 

And we'll conspire to untold dirty deeds 

Through custom's old deceitful web 

We'll smuggle love instead of Leb 

No sweat, no fear, no worry beads 

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Take me down to Sketchley's 

I must go down to Sketchley's 

Take me down to Sketchley's 

And drape me on a rail 

Take me to the cleaners 

I want to go to the cleaners 

Take me to the cleaners 

And keep me out of jail 

I want to share your handcuffs in the transit 

And be your co-defendant at the trial 

To hear these words on Judgement Day, 

"Not guilty, let them go their way" 

And know that we were laughing all the while 

Take me to the Co-Op 

I want to go to the Co-Op 

Take me to the Co-Op 

I need to pop my cork 

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Take me to the cleaners 

I want to go to the cleaners 

Take me to the cleaners 

I must have more French chalk 

Take me down to Safeway's 

I must go down to Safeway's 

Take me down to Safeway's 

Old Bill's on my Daily 

Take me to the cleaners 

I want to go to the cleaners 

Take me to the cleaners 

But not to the Old Bailey