Sex Ed Rocks Lyrics - Singles - I Set My Friends On Fire

Here comes a time in every mans life 

When he grows hair where it used to be bare 

I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy 

You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy 

Because periods suck (and commas rule! ) 

This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! 

When she gives you affection, you better wear protection 

That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? 

In Sex Ed, remember what you read 

Just forget what the others have said 

Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed 

And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby, 

And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy 

Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry 

They have the ability to pee in your eye 

(OH MY GOD IT BURNS! ) 

And did we mention 

The risk of getting STDs 

Not just gross hookers have it 

Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit 

You don't know who Dennis Rodman is? 

Well maybe you should watch more basketball 

Wait a second this is not about sports 

Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts 

When she gives you affection, you better wear protection 

That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? 

In Sex Ed, remember what you read 

Just forget what the others have said 

Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed 

Your body is growing 

You will get hairy 

Your puny voice will start to change 

And your no-no place will feel a bit strange 

Your pits will stink 

You'll get zits on your face 

Without this knowledge you will scare girls away 

So listen to this song every day