Tanning Booth Lyrics - Singles - I Hate You When You're Pregnant

I got a problem with your pasty skin, 

And I don't know where to begin. 

One million mother fucker in the u s of a 

With the bad farmers tan, and the vericose veins 

I got fifty dollars down on a visit a week 

I got fifty dollars down on le sheik, I may freak (my best guess) 

So put your money in your pockets 

And your panties in a bunch 

Do some ab crunches 

Pack a bag lunch 

Tanning booth, tanning booth! 

You're my best best friend 

In the whole wide world 

Tanning booth! 

6x 

Hey Shelly 

AJ Hal-9000's on the phone 

x3 

You better get that phone, better get that phone 

Hey Shelly 

AJ Hal-9000's on the phone 

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