No No Song Lyrics - Live At The Saddle Rack, San Jose - Hoyt Axton

A lady that I know, just came from Columbia 

She smiled because I did not understand 

Then she held out some marijuana, ha, ha 

She said it was the best in all the land 

And I said 

"No no, no no, I don't smoke it no more 

I'm tired of waking up on the floor 

No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze 

And then it makes it hard to find the door" 

A woman that I know just came from Majorca, Spain 

She smiled because I did not understand 

(Paparazzi, paparazzi) 

Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine 

She said it was the finest in the land 

And I said 

"No no, no no, I don't 

(Sniff) 

No more 

I'm tired of waking up on the floor 

No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze 

And then it makes it hard to find the door" 

A man that I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee 

(Oh, no) 

He smiled because I did not understand 

Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh, ho 

He said it was the best in all the land 

(And he wasn't joking) 

And I said 

"No no, no no, I don't drink it no more 

I'm tired of waking up on the floor 

No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze 

And then it makes it hard to find the door" 

Well, I said 

"No no, no no, I can't take it no more 

I'm tired of waking up on the floor 

No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze 

And then it makes it hard to find the door" 

Hey, yeah 

"I'll just have another drink, barman 

Have you got a large brandy?"