I Can't Put My Finger On It Lyrics - Singles - Housemartins

As martin said to xanthe 

As they played with wooden toys 

"you may have wendy's playhouse 

But where the heel's your boys? " 

As paul said to fifi 

As they eyed each other up 

"you may have better plimsoles 

But you can't pee standing up" 

And I'd like to take the time to bite 

Their neck and make it bleed 

Or maybe I could cut holes in their 

Daddy's harris tweed 

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And I can't put my finger on it 

Maybe it's something in their food 

And I cna't put my finger on it 

All I know is christ would've sued 

As sharon said to jamie 

As they sat down for a chat 

"if you think I'm cooking dinner 

Well, prepare to eat dead rat" 

As debbie said to alex 

As they held hands in the park 

"how come you wear rupert check 

When you think you're so hard" 

I should've done his land rover 

To let him know I'd been 

Instead I wrote "f' off" 

On the dirt across his screen 

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And I can't put my finger on it 

Maybe it's something in their food 

And I cna't put my finger on it 

All I know is christ would've sued 

I wish I'd let them know that I was here 

A drop of arsenic in the wine 

Sulphuric acid in the beer