Happy Ending Lyrics - Hopsin

Hello, how you doing? 

I can give you good massage 

I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks 

If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky 

If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky 

Hello, how you doing? 

I can give you good massage 

I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks 

If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky 

If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky 

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Yup, just a normal day, on my favorite website, backpage.com 

I was scrollin' through hoes, lookin' for a bitch to fuck 

I'm like, "That babe, uh huh." 

I was just about to call her 

Then I saw an ad pop up, I'm like, "Wait, oh my God!" 

You see, I had a really long day 

And I just could not turn down an Asian massage 

So, I called 'em up and I said 

"Hello, when is your next slot available?" 

She said, "You can come right now." 

Fuck yeah! "Hurry up, because I'll wait for you!" 

I pulled up and I sat in the waiting room 

'Cause this shit all are set up, it's debatable 

If I get confronted by the police 

I just want a massage, I am not here to break the rules 

Then an Asian lady had a pen and told me 

"Come over here to the counter!" 

Then she ask me if I wanted to get a session 

For 30 minutes or an hour 

I said, "Hmm uh, I'll take 30 

Nah, matter of fact I'll do an hour, fuck it." 

'Cause I know whatever's 'bout to go on 

Behind those doors I'm 'bout to love it 

She say, "Usually 50 dollar but for you I do 45." 

I say thank you and gave her the money 

Then she say, "Okay, let's go inside!" 

I'm like, "Fuck yeah!" - it's about to go down right now 

So good what I found right now 

I'm about to let it all out right now, yeah 

Hello, how you doing? 

I can give you good massage 

I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks 

If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky 

If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky 

Hello, how you doing? 

I can give you good massage 

I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks 

If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky 

If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky 

Look, so I walked back to the massage room 

She said, "Take your clothes off, and then put this robe on!" 

I'm like, "Okay, no prob'." 

Oh God, this about to be so fun 

And no one even knows; she left, I got undressed 

And all the sudden a new Asian girl walked through the door 

She said, "Hello, how are you? 

I am Muli, that's what you can call me 

And I give you lovely Asian massage." 

I've been waitin' for this all day 

I position myself on the table 

And put my face down in the circular cushion 

And she started massagin' my back 

I knew somethin' was up with the way she was lookin' 

Then she slid her tiny little finger tips 

Down my spine right over my buttcrack 

She was massagin' my booty 

Then go to my thighs and start touchin' my nutsack 

Fuck yeah! 

Then I put a little bitty sway in my hips to let her know I like it 

Somethin' was 'bout to go down 

You can see it a mile away, you don't have to be psychic 

She said, "You want someting?" 

I said, "Yes I do." 

She said, "You big strong man, I really like you!" 

I said, "I like you too." 

Then she said, "You want the hand, sucky, fucky? 

Tell me right now 'cause I need to know!" 

I said "I'll have all three of those" 

Then I thought ooh she a little freaky ho 

She said, "I give it to you for cheap, you give me 125 dollar" 

I said, "Okay, here you go!" 

Lowkey I was feelin' kinda awkward 

She jacked me off and gave me my top first 

I stayed quiet as I watched her 

My dick had a strong posture 

She said, "You very big like a monster!" 

She got naked then I humped her 

I'm lovin' this little tiny Asian booty, I swear that this girl is the best 

I'm buildin' a sweat, I'm killin' it yes 

I pulled out and spilled on her breast 

Everything was just right 

I hit the hour on the deadline 

I guess I'm gonna leave now 

She said, "That's fine, thank you, come again next time!" 

Hello, how you doing? 

I can give you good massage 

I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks 

If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky 

If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky 

Hello, how you doing? 

I can give you good massage 

I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks 

If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky 

If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky 

Hey, no shame in my game, buddy 

If you lookin' for me, you know where to find me 

At an Asian massage parlor 

Because when the times get rough, a happy ending is necessary 

Hahaha 

Oh yeah - strap up, kids! It's important