The Real Thing Lyrics - People Keep Talking - Hoodie Allen

Super duper early morning Sunday breakfast 

Ain't in a rush to go to church because I used protection 

You complain about the way I cooked your eggs 

I'll probably hang up the phone and then - hello? - disconnected 

But check it, that's just a metaphor 

I'm talking if you left your man then you'd be better off 

The game I spit is sweeter than a bag of kettle corn 

My name is Hoodie Allen but I'm here to take your sweater off 

And I'mma do whatever it takes to make us a pair 

You wanna travel around the world, well I'm taking you there 

I met a bunch of mean girls like Lacey Chabert 

Busy talking shit but they ain't stopping to look in the mirror 

If you making it bad, well I'm making it worse 

You holding onto all these baggage, stop taking it pers 

I'll tell you anything I can to get you down tonight 

Tryna take you out the clouds, bring you down to life 

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I think that she like me, she like me 

And she think that it might be, it might be 

The real thing but we moving too fast I think that she like me, she like me 

And she think that it might be, it might be 

True love but we let it all fade 

Cause I just ain't ready baby 

Treat me like I'm the man with a couple hundred grand 

And a family full of cousins with a couple Uncle Sams 

Tryna gamble away my money, that's funny like Douglas Yancey 

Wanna paint a perfect picture, they'll probably think that I'm Banksy 

But I might die trying to afford it 

I'm living in the studio, everything is recorded 

My life is like a song and stuck on fucking repeat 

And I'm making the same mistakes that you only make in your sleep 

That must mean I'm in a dream world 

But I'm sleepwalking until I find a dream girl 

I got these teen girls screaming like I'm out of a magazine 

Next to Harry and Justin, nobody fucking with me girl 

Switch it, do I make you mad when I talk about shit that I envision? 

Are my dreams too big? Do you think I'll sink or swim with these fishes? 

So you could let me down easy 

Cause it's hard to let go when you the only good that I know, you know? 

I think that she like me, she like me 

And she think that it might be, it might be 

The real thing but we moving too fast I think that she like me, she like me 

And she think that it might be, it might be 

True love but we let it all fade 

Cause I just ain't ready baby 

Hi, it's me... wondering where the hell you are. You said you were gonna call me and I still haven't heard from you. You know, it's not that hard to just send me a text and say hi. I understand you're working hard on this album right now, but you need to make the time for me. And you need to start re-evaluating your priorities. Hope you're having a good night