Cake Boy Lyrics - Hoodie Allen

This is for my instagram models 

Eatin' up the cake, watch it go right to your bottom 

You should get a new job, holla at McDonalds 

Listen when I speak, baby you could write a novel 

The way I spit flows put you in a pickle, cause I did it with no label 

Got a crystal ball, but I dont need luck 

Cause I already got them quesos 

It's simple, treat 'em like Kinkos cause they only tryin' to copy me 

Last I checked you ain't some handsome devil with a college degree 

But you think you can have your cake and eat it too 

Well tell me why these pretty women never leave with you 

I even ask your mom and pops and they like, "We approve" 

That's why your girlfriend screamin' out my name, I call that Beetlejuice 

Cause I'm the one she choosin' as her preference 

Minnesota women show me love like I was Kevin 

Pull up in your city, I could swear there's no exception 

Get up in my Xbox, cause I'm well connected 

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I know some people that they used to hate 

20 women in my trailer like I'm movin' weight 

Yeah no wonder why we celebrate 

Hold up, you ain't invited homie you can bake a 

Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake 

Homie you can bake a 

Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake 

Yeah, they wanna talk, but I don't wanna conversate 

Watch these women serve the pussy like it's on a plate 

Gordon Ramsay though, watch me grab a fancy ho 

Just because we eatin' that don't mean that we be on a date 

Plus I'm more Seth Cohen than you've ever been 

That's why I take all these women down like medicine 

You be poppin' pills just to get some extra thrills 

I say, "Hell no" to my lawyer, you can throw out all my deals 

I'm like? when I bring game 

Put a bunch of cash under the table 

And cop me a big name and a big house 

And a show on basic cable 

Probably be hostin' some comedy roastin' 

Just talkin' 'bout shit cause it's very explosive 

They wanna control this and remote control this 

I pull out the guns or they give me a holster, shwoop! 

I'm tryin' to coast along the coast, caught me a Astin 

Na, I ain't the son of Christ, but I got passion 

You offended? Woops, I ain't even askin' 

I'm too busy fuckin' these older women like I'm Ashton 

Bang! 

I know some people that they used to hate 

20 women in my trailer like I'm movin' weight 

Yeah no wonder why we celebrate 

Hold up, you ain't invited homie you can bake a 

Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake 

Homie you can bake a 

Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake 

I'm Hoody, I'm-I'm-I'm Hoody 

I'm Hoody, I'm-I'm-I'm Hoody, bitch 

I'm Hoody, I'm-I'm-I'm Hoody 

I'm Hoody, I'm-I'm-I'm Hoody, bitch