Naked Jock Man Lyrics - They Sure Don't Make Basketball Shorts Like They Used To - Hoobastank

Naked Jock Man 

Me and my friends kickin' in the household 

Tryin' to figure out thoughts start to unfold 

Nothing to do or see I can't understand 

Combine all our thoughts to come up with a plan 

Car alarm system too expensive to buy 

But not if you're gonna hire this guy 

With a helmet on his head and a club in his hand 

Cock in sock, it's the naked jock man 

Naked, Naked, Naked, Jock 

Naked, Naked, Naked, Man 

Tall dark man going to break into my car 

With Naked Jock Man he ain't gonna get far 

Car alarm sounds, trunk lifts up 

He jumps to the ground 

What the fuck's that? 

I can hear him scream in fright 

Naked Jock Man just ruined his night 

You can run, you can hide, just turn yourself in 

Cause he'll get you in the end 

He's the Naked Jock Man 

And he's after Dan 

Naked Jock Man 

R-Y-A-N 

Now months have passed since the birth of the jock man 

Sally Jesse Raphael and David Letterman 

Want the jock man to show his face 

He's the next bitch on Melrose Place 

Naked Jock Man was just a big joke 

Now you'll see his ass on all the talk shows 

The people want to know 

They're willing to die 

Who the fuck is that guy? 

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