Freakshow Lyrics - Honeydogs

I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair 

Carnie says he's from Nepal 

Take a look if you dare 

Scabs on his clubbed feet 

Smell of fish and chips in the air 

Alone in his trailer 

People come and pay to stare 

For a couple dollars 

You can see the freaks at the fair 

Stand and laugh 

Or you can just stare 

Thank God, my kids don't look like that 

Freakshow at the fair 

Freakshow at the fair 

Lobster boy, found half-way 'round the world 

Modern science, keeps alive 

A beautiful headless girl 

Siamese twins or child in fins 

Makes you cry 

Seen her turn into an ape before your eyes 

For a couple dollars 

You can see the freaks at the fair 

Stand and laugh 

Or you can just stare 

Thank God, my kids don't look like that 

Freakshow at the fair 

Freakshow at the fair 

Where have all the freaks gone? 

We don't see 'em at the fair 

Have doctors found a cure? 

Are they all locked up somewhere? 

I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair 

Connie says he's from Nepal 

Take a look if you dare 

Freakshow at the fair 

Freakshow at the fair 

Freakshow at the fair