Personal Ad Lyrics - Hallways - Homeboy Sandman

Ladies get your facts straight 

You tryna get backstage? 

Better get your back straight 

You tryna get your rent paid? 

Better get your rent saved 

Don't be tryna kick game how you been down 'fore I blown up 

I'm a grown up 

Already tryna go down 

You just showed up 

Slow down baby hold up! 

I know this might seem odd 

Opposites commonly attract 

But my erection, is an exception 

So if you're too easy, I won't get hard 

That's word and that's word to God 

Attention every chick that's got a thick, stacked, bod 

Not pockets, just my nuts that keep the big fat wad 

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Sandman seeking woman 

Damn, leaving woman 

He's who max the most 

She's the masterpiece 

This is my personal ad 

I'm fiending for someone to get up close and personal, bad 

Ultimately the type that me and her can make parents 

Hit me via satellite so we can make plans 

I don't give a muthafucka if you're experienced 

That isn't my concern 

I could teach or I could learn 

Even if you got a wig or got a weave or got a perm 

Probably won't make it to the church but hun you still can take a turn 

I'm not the cat that's tryna make it work 

I'm comfy in my zone 

It ain't working on it's own than what's it worth? 

We can open up another condom if I cum first 

Any time or any type of problem we can converse 

I keep an eye out at my concerts 

Think I might start holding tryouts at my concerts 

Come by and we can split the buyouts at my concerts 

Yerp 

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Sandman seeking woman 

Damn, leaving woman 

He's who max the most 

She's the masterpiece 

Ladies be honest 

Homeboy Sand is like a bronze adonis 

If you ain't about notes 'cept the philharmonic 

Lemme pretend I'm your orthodontist 

Sometimes I talk dirty 

Sometimes I bone is silence 

I be up nights writing poems and sonnets 

We won't need no toys or electronics 

We won't need no joints or gins and tonics 

We will have all sorta sorts of options 

From the kama sutra and other doctrines 

You're now playing doc with 

Step into my hospital, do some hot shit 

No gossip 

No gracias 

God exists 

Sandman seeking woman 

Damn, leaving woman 

He's who max the most 

She's the masterpiece