Impotency really sucks
I don't know why I can't get it up, why me? Why?
All of my friends make fun of me
Hard to ejaculate, easy to pee
Now I can dance with girls
Without getting a woodrow
I'm flaccid and limp, I can't get an erection
(Aw, my only chance to get laid and this had to happen)
There must be something wrong with me
I will never get laid, I've got a penis infection
There must be something wrong with me
Uh, duh, impotency
I went to my doctor the other day
He asked me if I was straight or gay
Well, my eyes are slanted
That's not the problem
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