Christmas Crush Lyrics - Singles - Home Grown

Had a crush on Santa 

Since I was 9 years old 

But oh Santa 

Why do you go? 

Once a year you come visit me 

Eat my cookies, leave presents the same old routine 

But now Santa I want something more 

No presents all that this girl's askin' for 

Santa sleep with me tonight 

I read these words in her diary 

An invasion of my girlfriend's privacy 

I shouldn't have but I'm glad I did 

Wonder what does she see in him 

A big old tub of jelly 

With a double chin 

He's older than my grandmother 

Indeed this fetish is really bizarre 

Sexual attraction for this holiday star 

I gotta plan that you wouldn't believe 

But I've gotta act like it's Christmas eve 

Santa's suit is what I will get 

And give my girlfriend a night 

That she'll never forget 

And neither will I 

Went through my closet and found a red robe 

Made a beard out of cotton 

Stuffed my shirt with pillows 

And drove to my girl's house 

I slipped down the chimney and to my dismay 

Saw Santa and my girl in red lingerie 

And in between all the moans and groans 

I heard her say oh Santa, oh Santa 

She said Santa I miss you, I love you 

I wish you would stay home forever with me 

Santa I knew you were coming to town 

But tonight you are coming in me 

Santa, get off of my girlfriend 

Get off of my girlfriend