I Must Be Emo Lyrics - Hollywood Undead

Dear Diary: 

Mood: Apathetic. 

My life is spiralling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert. It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You' and 'Rip Apart My Soul' and of course, 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab'. And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thingy. Like that guy from that band can do. Some days, you know... 

I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be 

You'd be non-conforming too if you looked just like me 

I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face 

I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs 

'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag 

I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag 

'Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes 

'Cause emo is one step below transvestite! 

Stop my breathing and slit my throat 

I must be emo 

I don't jump around when I go to shows 

I must be emo 

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I'm dark, and sensetive with low self-esteem 

The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween 

I have no real problems but I like to make believe 

I stole my sister's mascara now I'm grounded for a week 

Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies 

I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing 

Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun 

They say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one 

Stop my breathing and slit my throat 

I must be emo 

I don't jump around when I go to shows 

I must be emo 

Dye in my hair and polish on my toes 

I must be emo 

I play guitar and write suicide notes 

I must be emo 

My life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. And it's suffocating me. Grabbing ahold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans... which look great on my by the way. 

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When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction 

Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection 

I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses 

I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes 

I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth 

You can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off 

I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life 

If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right! 

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo 

I must be emo 

Screw XBox, I play old school Nintendo 

I must be emo 

I like to whine and hit my parentals 

I must be emo 

Me and my friends all look like clones 

I must be E-Mo 

My parents just don't get me, you know. They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it's the 2000s. Can't 2... or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don't know diary, sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend... 

I feel like tacos