Public Service Broadcast Lyrics - No Smoke No Mirrors - Holloways

Where'd the control to my TV go, 

It's the witness to the world but a nuisance to my soul, 

Where'd the control to my TV go, 

Trisha's on the telly man, I don't wanna know, 

Just how low this country can go 

Where'd the control to my TV go, 

This box is a prison without parole, 

Where'd the control to my TV go, 

The weather girl forecasts rain and snow, 

But outside my window, sunshine glows 

Where's my control, 

Where's my control, my control 

I stick my hand down my settee, 

And I get stuck I can't get free, 

All I find's a measly 50p 

And now I'm stuck on my settee, 

With one hand free and shit TV, 

And I can't quite reach my cup of tea 

Where's my control, 

Where's my control, my control 

Where'd my control go, I don't know, 

Where'd my control go, I don't know, 

Where, I don't know where 

BBC and ITV, they're meant to educate their PSBs, 

I might as well watch QVC 

QVC's alright with me, it's got exactly what I need, 

A brand new control for my TV 

Where's my control, 

Where's my control, my control (x2) 

Where'd my control go, I don't know, 

Where'd my control go, I don't know, 

Where, I don't know where 

Where'd my control go, I don't know, (where'd my control to my TV go) 

Where'd my control go, I don't know, (where'd my control to my TV go) 

Where, I don't know where