Romeo & Juliet Lyrics - Hobo Johnson

It feels so good 

Oh, that's my shit right there 

That's the ticket 

Give me the ticket 

Give it to me baby 

You know it 

I'm too emotional 

Good luck to my future wives and their future lives without me 

You guys will do great 

I'm sure that I've prepared you for every guy you'll date 

And every guy you'll marry 

And every guy you'll hate 

It's the lullabies I sang out of tune thats probably what did it 

Or my twin size mattress that I had since I was seven 

That we have to sleep on whenever she spends the night 

And if she falls off again she'll find another guy to like 

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We're just Romeo & Juliet 

But getting drunk and eating percocets 

But just to ease the stress 

But soft what light, thru yonder window breaks 

It is the east, but Juliet just puked off the balcony 

How romantic 

Nothing like getting drunk and getting manic 

On a mother fucking Monday 

I-I brush the bangs behind her lovely little ear 

As she describes in detail how the end is truly near, wow 

And I'm sure that we can do this for forever 

Or until we drink the poison, cause she sees some cloudy weather 

As Rosaline, lies in bed, seething, wide awake 

Because a burning love for Juliet only took a day 

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And if Romeo & Juliet continued to be married 

Thens there's half of a chance 

That their kids would get embarrassed 

When all the kids at school all talk about their parents 

And Romeo Jr. has to say their not together and 

Junior will dream of the day when he's a man 

And what he'll do to avoid that 50% chance 

Of his kids feeling the way he feels 

He'll probably just stick with the Netflix and Chill 

Dear Shakespeare 

Could you write happy ending please 

Could you write a happy ending please 

We just deserve a happy ending please, please 

And every sting from every tear drop 

From every ring at every pawn shop 

I'm not missing both my Christmas' 

Though family would be nice 

In my dreams my kids are happy 

And I know that they won't mind 

One Christmas 

Just one Christmas 

Just one Christmas 

Just one Christmas 

But dear mom 

Conversations from a couch have never felt the same 

Since you looked Dad in the eye 

And you told him that "Things are about to change." 

My mom was made from Adam's rib 

And the marriage went south 

And the snake came back and asked my mother out to dinner 

And my dad found out 

And asked my mom what that's about 

And she said "Oh it's nothing." 

But dad loves to shout, really loud 

Loud enough to knock the lamps and dressers to the ground 

In my memory, I can hear 

Chopin's Nocturnes playing in the background 

A slow train wreck, you'll close your eyes 

But forever hear the sound 

And boy it's tough 

'Cause thats the sound of people falling out of Love