The Certificate Lyrics - Hilltop Hoods

Cats get served, running up sliced 

Every single night and that the way we keep it right 

Like that fuckers... (YEAH) 

Im just trickin though, Certified Wise in the house tonight 

(Certified Wise!) 

Oi, When I say Certified you say Wise we say 

Certified! (Wise!) 

Certified! (Wise!) 

The Certified have arrived, extraordinaire extravagant 

Beers like confidence, man I drink until I'm arrogant 

Cause I'm a cocky fuck, Hit your girl and I knock her up 

Be like what the fuck? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!) 

Rappers get embarrassed when they see the way that we work 

They try hard, they're shamed like fat guys swimming in T-shirts 

Research your Oz hip-hop, before you step to us 

And if you step, hands around your throat like a necklace 

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Missed the drum, young ladies gimme a call 

My number's written next to Fuckwit on the Chicks bathroom wall 

I'm slightly easy and a trife bit sleazy 

With the wit of a red brick and chiselled body of Kim Beazley 

My theory is, never touch the mic quite serious 

A kid goes out on dates later than their next period 

My crews got it made, rockin the place 

With more dope rappers to match every pram chillin at collonades 

It's Certified Wise, no need to tell you again 

Because these cunts can be so funky that the smell would offend 

A dyke's girlfriend dog, now lets get straight to the point shall we 

This rowdy crowd of MC's and DJ's know how to pound beats 

Like kids with flat feet and crap beats walking down backstreets 

So much work went into this to line the notes of fact sheets 

Like black sheep I've got two words for those who slept 

(nya, Nya nya nyoooo respect) 

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You thought it was safe, well guess what (what?) 

Boys then beware; my friends will find your weak points (then what) 

Get up in there. 

Attack your mind, with a fine line when I find time 

And I'll find out that you're walking if you're talking the grape vine 

I'll waste time. Need to take on the job at hand. 

Got skills for this professional typical certified wise man 

From Sky to land, I'm overcoming all your schemes and plans 

So take cover as I rain thunder upon you man 

I manifest Hip-Hop in it's highest degree (Certified Wise) 

Somethin' I take very seriously (I sensualise, Certified Wise) 

Every songs a collection of kids charmed lives 

Like the porn section of gary glitters hard drive 

Certified Wise throws a jam thats so hot it'd 

Make a married man give up his annual blowjob 

You better show something, with heading no bluffin 

On the wrong side of my tracks, I'll smash your petticoat junction 

In a suffering city, I'm punishing the pretty 

And if you dont fuckin feel me I'll crush you without pity 

I arrange certain words amongst silence 

To be heard in abundance what mc's face redundance 

Stereo speakers exceed beyond specifications 

Through Extended noise generation 

Let's cut the conversations to a small chat (why's that?) 

I'm busy tryin to react to the hi-hat 

Blockade and Certified stand tall above ridiculous under-achievers 

And constant non-believers 

I'm on stage with a hanful of panadols handin them out 

Cos of the head throbbin from the head noddin 

And we about puttin you out for the count like mic check, 

You aint gonna get Certified respect 

So hide your decks, ya mics I might blackout 

In a cipher when I still take the title 

The name's Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on your forehead 

With more force than porn sex 

It's the budhist monks, with the certified mc's 

I'll make you nod your head like Parkinson's disease 

Sin sanity's but don't step to our click 

I got a hundred metronomes just waiting to go sync 

So take ya pick but not the axe or the shovel 

After hours I make beds rock like Barney Rubble 

It's kinda subtle, the way that my flow bores 

And leave your ears up shit creek without a funk oar 

Now certified wise gotta hold o ya 

We got the whole lot o cop and magnolia 

We're the fresh B-boys in Nike and Adidas 

We're hotter than heaters and blowin up speakers 

There's no half-steppers, we far from a fake, we make 

Rap music every Aussie can relate to 

We'll never take a tumble, We're not gonna stumble 

If you dis any member the result is LET'S RUMBLE 

Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse reckin 

Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse reckin 

Let me show you new rappers how to do a poss 

poss posse re re re re reckin 

Complex compliments this simple to complete this individual 

Simplex the original beat the hypocritical, ridicule 

The weaker techniques that leave you burnt 

Like cannabis sateva, either you do or you 

dont, we'll prove that you wont 

Ever endeavour to get it together to better these fellas 

I'll be like whatever, you get it? 

You're wondering why you should never try 

The reason certified is mr. nice with the wise guys 

These crews stress, fully on a quest 

To be recognised, put up on a level next to me 

And the Wise unified our lives, we bless the beat 

We yet to see competitors who can compete with 

Elaborate schemes they conjoured up in their dreams 

Have to be outta your mind to even battle this team 

Masterminds of the game, nobody does it the same 

When we leave the stage we're sure that you remember the name 

You faggot mc's always compare one another 

Studio 2000's where you shot your album cover 

I've the right patience, to your shit dictation 

Then commence domestic mc word castration 

Like excelles effects from a psychadelic wanger 

For you there's no escape like sperm in a franger 

Simulated immitations fade away progressively 

So go fuck yourself homaphrodite mc 

Yo this is DJ Debris 

Representing 

Certified Wise 

A dietarian, pages down, lyrical librarian 

My strong line is carnivore your line was vegetarian 

Comparin them i'm tearin them in two so don't you dare me then 

Comparin them with them i bring the heat like a solarium 

You're starin then you better step back while i'm preparin them 

Certified lyrical delegates are all the sound-ions, 

Rebellions under one banner for new milleniums 

The south is certified its so good like sanitarium 

I throw tempo-tempos to scare those who dare oppose 

Who dont compare the pro's i'm dressed in threadbare clothes 

Still these rare flows got mc's pleading "give us a fair go" 

Dont try to stop me you dont realise the 

lengths to which im prepared to go 

We can take a short journey and leave you at your wits end 

You get burned like youre smoking a cigarette from the lit end 

Youre acting so feminine you could be stressing about split ends 

Certified hit home with so much force they make bricks bend 

This situation get sticky, like a perve with porn mags 

My presence on stage will make you trailer whore skags 

Girls cats, hornbag, you know my style sucker, 

And now we made tracks to get you up like a fluffer 

Certified wise, notorious to rip cunts 

Dissin us will get costly like private shows at strip clubs 

Beating me's a hard task by itself so fuck you, 

Cause thats a fantasy like anal sex with Eliza Dushku 

This is my life and many come and go like one night stands 

I treat live jams like a sermons and in my mic hand 

A holy get them with ya bless ya 

Shit you never spit the fresher shit than Pressure 

Any means, risk or measure 

This cut is deep, so pump a beat for my fuckin peeps 

I'm rated X-rated the way that I come with tongue and cheek 

We bring a ruckus like truckers in bar brawls 

Certified Wise and we out like last calls... calls... calls...