Clintonese Lyrics - Henry Rollins

I was thoroughly impressed when Bill Clinton 

Did his 5 hour testimony on how he didn't get it on with a girl 

And they asked him really direct questions like 

"Look, did you get it on with this chick or not?" 

"Get? What do you mean by the word get?" 

Basically, he had 800 spears a minute 

Thrown at him for five hours and dodged everyone of them 

Amazing 

You know, most Americans can't speak English 

Here's a guy who uses his tongue prettier than a $50 whore 

He is just amazing, "Look, did you have oral sex with this woman?" 

"Have?", amazing 

He's amazing, they should teach Clinton in college 

Just how to get around in the language 

He is just like an eel in the weeds in the ocean, man 

He's like an eel going through the Sargasso Sea, man, ya know? 

He's slick and slippery 

You can't get to the guy 

He's not Teflon, he's just oily 

He's like a Dukes of Hazard kinda yahoo guy 

And he's gettin' it, ya know? 

And I was really impressed with his use of language 

I just thought it was brilliant, ya know? 

And he sat there, real composed 

And took direct questions 

And changed them into this trapezoidal, abstract queries 

And you're like, "Look, red light, green light, yes or no" 

And he's like,"Wha" and then he walks away like, "Fuck you" 

Ya gotta give him a little bit of credit because, shit man 

You can't even get by a parking ticket, man 

By the end of him getting a parking ticket or traffic ticket 

The cop would be giving him a hand job at the end of it