I Dunno Lyrics - Henry Fiat's Open Sore

Hey! 

Someone asked if I was straight or gay 

Hey! 

Someone asked if I would drink the very next day 

I wanna keep all doors ajar 

What differs a pub from a bar? 

Hey! 

Is moustaches a thing of today? 

If golf really a sport? 

Nipples, how come I have those? 

What's up with that? 

I dunno 

Hey! 

Does the pope wear a funny hat? 

Hey! 

What's the odour of a smelly rat? 

Is religion 

a good excuse 

to brutalize and abuse? 

Hey! 

Can I sing any worse than this? 

If golf really a sport? 

Nipples, how come I have those? 

What's up with that? 

I dunno