Black Fonzirelliz Lyrics - Singles - Heltah Skeltah

* 22 seconds of skit before lyrics * 

[ruck] 

Aiyyo I'm sean price, I'm six foot one 

Dark skinned, stocky build, with a big gun 

Six sons on the ones with the lump sums 

Stick guns, get funds, make your chick run 

My chick done said she like the way I toke blunts 

Drink liquor write scriptures and my gold fronts 

Plus the way my pants hang make her wonder how 

My baggy jeans stay up, baby I'm well endowed 

See it's all, I know you wasn't expectin that 

Or figure ruck messin with chicks makin executive trap 

They get better than that, she don't care who I bomb 

Long as I treat her right and bring my black ass home 

[rock] 

Hehehehehehe, look at shorty right there 

* whistling * I'm baggin that son 

Hey, the name is alban baby, but call me what you wanna 

Nowhere near, I blew up some call me rockness monstah 

I'm the, heathen you was warned about by your momma 

That'll never love you as much as I love my marijuana 

Hang out from sundown to sun up, startin a ton of drama 

With thugs, snake me one time they will harm ya 

Still you goodie-goodie chicks be all attracted to my karma 

Let's be friends some other time right now I'm tryin to get behind ya 

She responded, she better stop listenin to momma 

Love my rugged steez and my whole aura was the bomber 

Asked to see my scar and taxed it, felt my six pack then asked 

If she could drink it, blew my grill before I hit that 

Hehehehehe 

[ruck] 

Stroh's? all that then? 

C'mon man, that ain't no good girl 

What's wrong with you man? 

[rock] 

Is you stupid? 

That is a good girl bwoyy! 

[ruck] 

I know I got a good woman, on my team 

I used to have five chicken and I tricked mad cream 

But the first one I met yo she was actin wack 

And the second one got dissed cause she was smokin smack 

But the third was a herb, you could tell that she's 

On some bull, cause she flipped when she smelled my weed 

But the fourth one, heard the pj's looked mean 

Got with the fifth chick, because she couldn't clean 

[rock] 

My question is, why do nice chicks love rugged dudes? 

The whole thought puzzles me, I'm just glad they do 

They got they own little -- "i like these upside down 304's" 

Silly rabbit -- tricks give up all they do 

Not i, hell nah yo, check my track record, bravo 

Don't eat coochie shorty understand I'm too macho 

Daytime act like saints -- but they can't fool me 

G the freak come out of them at night like we whodini 

Hehehehehe, "the freaks come out at night" 

[ruck] 

Tell you somethin about freaks dog, yaknahmean? 

Sup, shorty, yo, word up son 

I met shorty on the ave son 

Right there by white castle 

Word she talkin bout 40 dollars son 

I was like man, I gave her two dollars right and I said 

"yo, you take one ? right, and brush your teeth first" 

Hahahaha, yaknahmsayin after she did that 

[rock] 

Man you stupid man, get out of here, get out of here, yo 

Big up to all my black fonzirelliz in the house 

First of all me, big sexy, alban d'traz 

My man sean peeeee, he a black fonzirelli 

My man wiliam h, definitely a black fonzirelli 

Knahmean? benjamin grand, black man he get the girl 

Black fonzirelli are these days, knahmean? 

Black fonzirelli get the ass (no he ain't!) 

He do I'm sayin, he do what he do son, knowhati'msayin? 

The black fonzirelli..