Mr. Torture Lyrics - The Dark Ride - Helloween

'Welcome to the Torture Chamber' 

Said the sign above the entrance 

Laughing as he takes you by the hand 

Looking like a maniac savage 

Inside you can sense the anguish 

Theater of pain has just begun 

Mr. Torture gives pain 

With his whips and his chains 

He knows just what you crave 

Mr. Torture 

If you're feeling alone 

Then just pick up your phone 

Dial 18 double 0 

Mr. Torture, Mr. Torture sells pain 

Only sixty cents a minute 

For his special brand of Sinning 

Phone guaranteed to blow your mind 

You can catch him on his website 

Has a live chat every weeknight 

Cyber torture soon coming your way 

Mr. Torture sells pain 

To the housewives in Spain 

He knows just what they crave 

Mr. Torture 

If you're feeling alone 

Then just pick up your phone 

Dial 18 double 0 

Mr. Torture, Mr. Torture sells pain 

Handcuffed, bound, chained and blinded 

Body, soul and mind ignited 

Every sense is torn and ripped apart 

He's been banned in twenty countries 

Though he does it for the money 

He gets pleasure from hearing you scream 

Mr. Torture gives pain 

With his whips and his chains 

He knows just what you crave 

Mr. Torture 

If you're feeling alone 

Then just pick up your phone 

Dial 18 double 0 

Mr. Torture, Mr. Torture 

Mr. Torture sells pain