The Granny Got 'm Drunk Lyrics - Heideroosjes

Fred was on a party to have beer and some fun 

And this party was the place it all begun 

He met this quite, little, old, lovely granny 

Boozing like hell, that was really funny 

She offered him a drink and made a little talk 

But two hours later Fred didn't know how to walk 

Fred was drunk and granny too Fred told granny "I think I love you" 

[Chorus] 

The granny, the granny got 'm drunk 

Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk 

Fred the cola-junk The granny, the granny got 'm drunk 

Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk 

That old boozing-junk 

The granny kept talking and Fred kept drinking 

Knowing that tomorrow his room was stinking 

She wanted him to dance and he said oke 

Don't think about tomorrow just life today 

Fred couldn't dance but the granny didn't care 

Because she was drunk too and she was a little rare 

And then at one moment, a beer to far 

Fred was so drunk, he couldn't find the bar 

Monday morning at six o'clock 

His head was feeling just like a rock 

It was late last night, he knew for sure 

So stay in bed today that's the only cure 

He couldn't get up he felt so bad 

His puke was yellow, black and red 

Fred didn't ever see the granny again 

That quite, little granny called him a man