Everybody's Nuts (except You!) Lyrics - Heideroosjes

She drinks coffee with her neighbor daily from one til two 

If she saw The Bold last night on the TV 

But neighbor didn't see it, there was European Cup 

So her Karel was with his shawl and cap screaming to his club 

Poor Libelle-sloven, that's what she lives for (*1) 

Chatter with that Margriet-trollop as everything she has (*2) 

And everybody's nuts, except you 

Slurping her coffee, in unison, that youth-home should be closed 

They're scandal-mondering about the guy of number 13, cause he is a queer! 

But her husband Jos is the hero, the hero who cheats on her 

He grasps everything that has a hole, but she's blind and too in love 

Her right is the kitchen sink, that's what they learned her! 

And she knows she can do more, she already tried! 

She wants to learn English, but her husband thinks it's too expensive! 

If she knows how much it costs, such a big motorcycle in the barn? 

He says she mustn't moan, cause she doesn't lack anything! 

And that she better went on knitting, for when she became mother!