Babysitting Is A Bum Deal Lyrics - Singles - Haylie Duff

[Singers:] 

Here is the tale of a babysitting job, 

the baby is something of a snob, 

[Stewie:] 

Oh, go fuck yourselves 

[Singers:] 

So listen very closely, and you'll find 

that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds 

[Haylie:] 

Aren't you a cute little boy 

[Haylie's Thoughts:] 

look at that melon shaped head 

[Stewie:] 

Having you here is a joy 

[Stewie's Thoughts:] 

and in an hour you'll be dead 

[Haylie:] 

Sit on my knee 

[Haylie's Thoughts:] 

please don't go poo 

[Stewie:] 

Nice place to be 

[Stewie's Thoughts:] 

This one's for you 

[Both:] 

Babysitting is a bum deal 

[Haylie:] 

Why don't we watch Will & Grace 

[Thought:] 

Jesus, do I need a smoke 

[Stewie:] 

Jack puts a smile on my face 

[Thought:] 

oh, what a surprise, a gay joke 

[Haylie:] 

I like your house 

[Thought:] 

the ceiling has cracks 

[Stewie:] 

I like your blouse 

[Thought:] 

Miss TJ Maxx 

[Both:] 

Babysitting is a bum deal 

[Singers:] 

So they sat as time went by 

[Haylie:] 

slowly as time could go 

[Singers:] 

the baby blarred, and softly cursed 

[Stewie:] 

cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes, 

and her hair made her look like a hoe 

[Haylie:] 

Time for your bottle my sweet 

[Thought:] 

This little brat smells like piss 

[Stewie:] 

alway's a succulent treat 

[Thought:] 

while I suck that, you suck this 

[Haylie:] 

Aren't you a sight 

[Thought:] 

look at him drool 

[Stewie:] 

you're a delight 

[Thought:] 

Damn you, you fool 

[Both:] 

Babysitting is a bum deal 

[Singers:] 

The diaper change was quite a job 

[Haylie:] 

the grossest I've ever seen 

[Singers:] 

The baby smiled and took a breath 

[Stewie:] 

and I grunted and pooped out a poop, 

that looked something like Matthew Modine 

[Haylie:] 

someday you might meet a girl 

[Thought:] 

yeah, she's gonna be your right hand 

[Stewie:] 

Maybe it's you my sweet pearl 

[Thought:] 

darling, i'd rather fuck sand 

[Haylie:] 

Have a good night 

[Thought:] 

you little creep 

[Stewie:] 

Have a good night 

[Thought:] 

Die in your sleep 

[Both:] 

Babysitting is a bum deal 

Babysitting is a bum deal