She Left Me For Jesus Lyrics - Trouble In Mind - Hayes Carll

We''ve been dating since high school we never once left this town 

We use to go out on the weekends and we'd drink 'til we drowned 

But now she's acting funny and I don't understand 

I think that she's found her some other man 

She left me for Jesus and that just ain't fair 

She says that He's perfect, how could I compare? 

She says I should find Him and I'll know peace at last 

If I ever find Jesus, I'm kicking His ass 

She showed me a picture all I could do was stare 

At that freak in His sandals with His long pretty hair 

They must think that I'm stupid or I don't have a clue 

I'll bet He's a commie or ever worse yet a Jew 

She left me for Jesus and that just ain't fair 

She says that He's perfect, how could I compare? 

She says I should find Him and I'll know peace at last 

If I ever find Jesus, I'm kicking His ass 

She's given up whiskey and ah taking up wine 

While she prays for His troubles, she's forgot about mine 

I'm a gonna get even, I can't handle the shame 

Why last time we made love she even called out his name 

She left me for Jesus and that just ain't fair 

She says that He's perfect, how could I compare? 

She says I should find Him and I'll know peace at last 

If I ever find Jesus, I'm kicking His ass 

It coulda been Carlos or even Billy Ortez 

But if I ever find Jesus 

He's gonna wish He was dead, Amen