Wooly Muffler Lyrics - Singles - Harvey Danger

All I ever wanted to be was a woolly muffler on your naked neck 

Double-wrap me when it's cold but you pulled a little tight just now 

And I'm afraid, I feel a choke hold coming on 

All I ever thought we might come to was second dates 

And flirting eyebrows or maybe even psychic friends 

And we could share a secret language 

And almost definitely make more of it 

Than it was but everyone around us would know 

Everyone watching would know 

This is not a walk with walking wounded 

Here's the ball, here's the pole, now where's the tether 

Where's the tether? Hands can grow together 

If you're not careful or grateful or whatever 

And I never much cared much too much to begin with 

I will not take your possibilities under my care 

I will not see you on the bus 

You want me to hold your hand 

It's a courtship I can't stand 

And here I thought you were crying because you were happy 

But no no no 

Friends will turn against you people disappoint you every time 

So if you've got greatness in you would you do us all a favor 

And keep it to yourself? 

Keep it, keep it to yourself 

A labored expect fantasy 

Quit your job and move away with me 

Oh, what bliss it would be to pretend we never met? 

I'm elated now 

I'm elated now 

I'm elated now 

I'm elated now