Loyalty Bldg. Lyrics - Harvey Danger

Slow to marry, swift to die 

We leave disasters where they lie 

I know these lines look crooked on paper 

But I swear I got it straight in my head 

And if you're looking for somebody to blame, I recommend the dead 

I recommend the dead 'cause they never answer back 

Skinny dipping in the lake 

I got the itch, I drank the wake 

Would somebody please hand me a towel? 

And now we're up on molehill mountain 

Scraping coins out of the fountain with the retinue 

Of dirty old young, young men again 

But when I get back from Nashville 

I'm renting a room in the loyalty bldg 

I'm sure that the prospects are sound 

In the event of calamitous circumstance 

Or great good fortune there must be a reason, there must be a plan 

A palace in receivership 

A jester with a busted lip 

A catalog of crooked answers 

We're all heard about the rapist nun 

She pulled a switch on everyone 

The altar boys aren't having fun 

And the papacy is drawing up the papers behind closed doors 

But in the meanwhile 

I'm renting a room in the loyalty bldg 

I'm sure that the prospects are sound 

In the event of calamitous circumstance 

Or great good fortune there must be a reason, there must be a plan