Makin' Whoopee! Lyrics - Little Touch Of Schmilsson In The Night - Harry Nilsson

Another bride, another June, 

another sunny honeymoon 

Another season, another reason 

for makin' whoopee 

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice, 

the groom is nervous, 

he answers twice 

It's really killing that he's so willing, 

To make whoopee 

Picture a little love nest, 

down where the roses cling 

Picture that same sweet love nest, 

Think what a year can bring 

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He's washing dishes and baby clothes, 

he's so ambitious he even sews, 

So don't forget folks, that's what you get, folks, 

for makin' whoopee. 

Another year, or maybe less 

What's this I hear? 

Well, can't you guess? 

She feels neglected, 

and he's suspected of makin' whoopee 

She sits alone most every night, he doesn't phone her, he doesn't write 

He says he's busy, but she says, "Is he?" 

He's makin' whoopee 

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He doesn't make much money, only five thousand per, 

And some judge who thinks he's funny says you pay six to her, 

And he says, "Judge, suppose I fail?" 

The judge says, "Budge right into jail", 

You better keep her. 

I think it's cheaper 

Than makin' whoopee. 

Than makin' whoopee