Ken! Lyrics - Singles - Harry Hill

My name is Ken, Ken Barlow. 

Keeeeeeeen! (x4) 

I was a librarian, 

I was a teacher, 

I was a trolley pusher, 

I was a taxi driver, 

but now i am a free man 

call me names, but attack my offspring 

and i will do everything in my power to protect them. 

I know where the bodies are buried on the street 

You are Ken Barlow, 

I am Ken Barlow, 

We are Ken Barlow 

I am the only living soul who cares about you. 

Keeeeeeeen! (x4) 

Keeeeeeeen! (x4) 

My name is Ken 

And i will see you on Monday, Thursday and Friday 

Mountains may crumble, 

Rivers may run dry, 

But I will always be here 

For I am your friend - Ken! 

I've made some mistakes sure, real howlers, Especially with the kids 

But thats life! 

You make mistakes and live with the consequences. 

Ray Langton - saw him off 

Len Fairclough - never stood a chance 

Mike Baldwin - ha ha, Poor Mike. 

Keeeeeeeen! (x4) 

(sung in background) Keeeeeeeen! (x4) 

Elsie Tanner, Hilda Ogden, Ena Sharples - all gone 

Yet I remain... 

I am Ken, but I am not a leader 

Don't look at me for your answers 

I am just a man 

Trying to make sense of a crazy world 

Through a Northern perspective. 

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. 

I am Ken Barlow and I am the only constant in your life...