If I Were A Bell Lyrics - Harry Connick, Jr.

Ask me how do I feel, now that we're cozy and clinging 

Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing 

From the moment we kissed tonight 

That's the way I've just gotta behave 

Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light or if I were a banner I'd wave 

Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing 

Well sir, all I can say is if I were a gate I'd be swinging 

And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs 

Well, and if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding 

Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson, I'm learning 

Well sir, all I can say, if I were a bridge I'd be burning 

Yes, I knew my moral would crack 

From the wonderful way that you looked 

Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack or if I were a goose I'd be cooked 

Ask me how do I feel, now that we're finally caressing 

Pal, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing 

Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring 

Yes, or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding