Pretzel Man Lyrics - Harry Chapin

He's the little pretzel man, he's got his twisted pretzel hands 

He's got his a pretzel wife, that he's loved all his pretzel life 

And he's got himself a pretzel girl, that they both brought into their world 

And watch them all twist pretzels by hand, by hand 

And if only we all lived in Pretzel Land 

Six days a week, when he wakes up 

She will fill his coffee cup 

Six days a week he is a working man 

He wheels his wagon to the park 

He sells pretzels 'till it's dark 

But that's the only life that he understands 

He's his own man 

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He's the little pretzel man, he's got his twisted pretzel hands 

He's got that pretzel wife, that he's loved all his pretzel life 

And he's got himself a pretzel girl, that they both brought into their world 

But watch them all twist pretzels by hand, by hand 

And if only we all lived in Pretzel Land 

On Sunday, when they go to church 

In the seventh pew they perch 

They listen to his sermon and they believe 

They're grateful for the food they ate 

So they put their money in a plate 

They've heard of hungry children and they grieve (they believe) 

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So we watch them all twist pretzels by hand, by hand 

And if only we all lived in Pretzel Land 

If only we could all be like that man 

If only we all lived in Pretzel, only we all lived in Pretzel, only we all lived in Pretzel ...Land