On The Road To Kingdom Come Lyrics - Harry Chapin

The Smoke Witch says, "Wahoo!" 

And the Wise Man says, "Me too!" 

And the Guru says, "Wazoo!" 

So do what you do! 

The priests stand in their pulpits 

The Pope sits on his throne 

The parishes are empty 

And the choirboys on their own 

Until the second coming 

Yes, they're leaving us alone 

And God in His heaven 

Has decided to keep mum 

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'Cause He's just another traveler 

On the Road to Kingdom Come 

And all is said and done 

He's just another one 

Pity Mr. President 

He can't do a thing 

He says everywhere he went 

We tried to make him sing 

Our lonely White House resident 

Says we should have made him King 

Maybe then he could have saved us 

From the truth we were hiding from 

But he is just another traveler 

On the Road to Kingdom Come 

And all is said and done 

He was just another one 

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The General's in his game room 

But his Soldier won't salute 

Ever since he was promoted 

He can't pop his chute 

His shrink says he is paranoid 

'Bout communistic roots 

So unfurl the flag boys 

Start beating his drum 

Yes we've got to get another straggler 

On the Road to Kingdom Come 

And all is said and done 

He was just another one 

He's another one 

And the Smoke Witch says, "Wahoo!" 

And the Wise Man says, "Me too!" 

And the Guru says, "Wazoo!" 

So do what you do! 

Wow! The lead singers raucous 

As he screams out the truth 

Then the band hold a caucus 

And decides to sell their youth 

Our Manager he'll hawk us 

As along as we're uncouth 

And we'll call it revolution 

But we'll crank out Bubble Gum 

'Cause there's the margin doom for travelers 

On the Road to Kingdom Come 

And all is said and done 

He's just another one 

Grampa swung into the orgy 

It was his last hope 

He was dressed to the nines 

In deodorant and scope 

And they found him a woman 

She brought vaseline and soap 

Well it started out exciting 

But it ended up ho hum 

She said, "I thought that you could take me 

All the way to Kingdom Come" 

When all is said and done 

He's just another one grampa 

So Billy sells hot sermons 

And cold wars through the mails 

While Mr. Big is selling out 

His business never fails 

And King Kennedy like Chaucer's 

Chasing Canterbury Tales 

And though my brain is still a virgin 

The rest of me is well done 

Don't you know we're all just travelers 

On the Road to Kingdom Come 

And just a, just a, just another one 

When all is said and done 

Yeah just another one 

And the Smoke Witch says, "Wahoo!" 

And the Wise Man says, "Me too!" 

And the Guru says, "Wazoo!" 

So do what you do! 

Do what you do! 

Do what you do! 

Do what you do! 

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