Laugh Man Lyrics - Harry Chapin

Did you ever hear the one about... 

Oh, God I love myself 

When i've got it on 

i know I'll live forever babe 

All my fears are gone 

Then suddenly I'm dying 

They turned the laugh track off 

I'm drowning in the silence 

Crucified by coughs 

Oh, I am the laugh man 

Half clown and half man 

Half out and half in, oh mister can't you see? 

I'm s'posed to leave you laughing, so why don't you laugh at me? 

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I started out my starvin' 

Desperate for money 

My belly crackin' dirty jokes 

That did not come out funny 

My neck stuck out so far 

Like a gawky giraffe 

Screamin' on a guillotine 

"Come on, sucker, laugh!" 

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I specialize in pratfalls 

I am the goon who flashes the moon 

A mouse in a house of catcalls 

I'm your jester your juggler 

Your joker your friend 

I'm nothing more or less 

Than a horse's nether end! 

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That I realize just broke 

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My real life's a joke 

Did you ever hear the one about...