If My Mary Were Here Lyrics - Harry Chapin

I would not be so stoned 

If my Mary were here 

I don't think I'd have phoned you 

If my Mary were here 

I'm a sad sack Sir Galahad 

Who's sword's around his knees 

With a Grail no longer holy 

And a prayer that's saying - please 

I would not be alone 

If my Mary were here 

But she took off 

And Lord I'm lost. 

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I don't think I'd be drinking 

If my Mary were here 

And I know what I'd be thinking 

If my Mary were here 

We'd be wrapping up a blanket 

Full of cheddar cheese and wine 

Packing up our camper with a rendezvous in mind 

And we'd picnic out in Lincoln Park 

If Mary were here 

But she split 

So I got lit 

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I'm sorry that I called you 

In the middle of the night 

But you're the one who listens 

When I need a little light 

I know we haven't talked 

Since I dropped you in the dirt 

I know you're not my lady now 

But Baby, how I hurt. 

(I could whistle up an old tune 

That your memory might recall 

Rustle up some reminisce 

'Bout the good old days and all 

If I were seeking someone else 

I could find a way to hide 

But I'm pleading like a pauper, Babe 

And it leaves no place for pride) 

I would toss away my troubles 

When my Mary was here 

But now I'm lost inside the ruble 

Cause my Mary's not here 

So could I come on over 

With my heart in my hands 

And place it on your pillow 

Like a rusty old tin can 

I'm drunk and seeing double 

And my Mary's not here 

Once again 

Be the friend 

That you've been 

And take me in. 

Please take me in.