Dirty Old Man Lyrics - Harry Chapin

In the sixties I wrote about four hundred songs 

Before anybody even paid any attention 

And they, they fit into two categories 

They were my, my protest songs 

Which, I was known as Gaypin Chapin in those days 

And uh, in my, my protest songs had the implications behind them 

If only the world was as truly wonderful as I am 

There'd be no problems and somehow these didn't go over very well 

And then I had my cool, macho stud ballads 

These were songs rather 

Disparately intended to get someone of the opposite sex 

Horizontal for an extended period of time with me 

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And uh, I will demonstrate 

Why you never heard of me in the sixties 

Alright, this is one verse of one song of that 

The cool, macho stud period, okay 

I've had pretty women in my days 

Yeah, those long haired beauties 

Simply rained in my way 

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I treat 'em right and they just love me more 

And when they gave me trouble 

I just show them the door 

I'm a dirty old man and I don't give a damn 

Where were you guys during the sixties, man 

I needed you